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[c0De_n1NjA]

http://axiomsun.com/home/video/extreme_photo_retouching.html

 

[RSJ]

http://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/bikini/index.html

 

[Space]

If you move the mouse on this one her breasts get bigger and smaller.

http://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/bikini/bikini2.html

That's a crazy amount of retouching.

 

[RSJ]

This one's kinda freaky. His whole portfolio is nuts, but fairly indicitive of what happens.

 

[Space]

This one's kinda freaky. His whole portfolio is nuts, but fairly indicitive of what happens.

I could play with them all day Check out that bottom lip.

I remember seeing the before and afters for a Kate Winslet(I think) FHM shoot, they took bloody huge chunks out of her thighs. She was half the woman after the retouching. Believe nothing.

Incidentally I got Noam Chomsky's book "media control" in the post from my sis today.

 

[ernesto]

This one's kinda freaky. His whole portfolio is nuts, but fairly indicitive of what happens.

Yeah, that one scared me a bit. here, how was the prague?
was chattin to yer mate Shamey on Friday.

 

[RSJ]

Yeah, that one scared me a bit. here, how was the prague?
was chattin to yer mate Shamey on Friday.

Ah, the jew really gets around, doesn't he. Hope you didn't give him any money. Prague was deadly. Very touristy and more expensive than you'd expect, but have a brilliant time. Ye should head over when the sound engeneering gets you rich.

 

[ernesto]

Ah, the jew really gets around, doesn't he. Hope you didn't give him any money. Prague was deadly. Very touristy and more expensive than you'd expect, but have a brilliant time. Ye should head over when the sound engeneering gets you rich.

which will be never. was there years ago when i was 19 or so. really cool place. taxi's are/were hilariously cheap! hope ye didnt hang aournd for that hourly clock shit in the square. pants. no, didnt give him any money. sure i couldnt even afford a pint, god bless Martha and her huge wonderful loan... Ahhhhhh.

 

[RSJ]

which will be never. was there years ago when i was 19 or so. really cool place. taxi's are/were hilariously cheap! hope ye didnt hang aournd for that hourly clock shit in the square. pants. no, didnt give him any money. sure i couldnt even afford a pint, god bless Martha and her huge wonderful loan... Ahhhhhh.

We did actually, but only for about five minutes. What a load of cock. As for lady loans - you should be a drummer. What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend? Homeless.

 

[CitySickness]

This one's kinda freaky. His whole portfolio is nuts, but fairly indicitive of what happens.

Not only is it scary, it's also really badly done. All those hideously airbrushed characters that stare dead-eyed from the newstands just give me the creeping willies. Reminds me of the uncanny valley hypothesis: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_Valley

 

[Pantone247]

I used to love re-touching photos, and I think I got quite good at it, if one could make a living out of it I probably would've done... Something really satisfying about taking Mutton and making it Lamb... I'm sick I know...

My finest moment was smoothing the ciggie sucking wrinkle, hooded eyes and leathery cracked skin around the crease of Samanth Mumba's cleavage...

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

the music on the first one is amazing

THE UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS WHICH LIE WITHIN THE WALLS OF THEE PHOTOSHOPPE!!!

 

[RSJ]

I spent a summer doing it on the J1 for a wedding photographer in long island. Spent two weeks of it fixing up one wedding where the stag was on the night before and the lads were all fucked at the wedding. It can be pretty rewarding when you spend an hour on a photo and then compare the before and after.

 

[CitySickness]

I'm generally opposed to doing it, but once found myself compelled to remove the thick tufts of hair issuing forth from Dolores O'Cranberry's underarms. It was going on the front cover, so I figured it was more of a public health issue.

Actually, if I'd had the readers' best interests at heart, I really should have left the hair in and airbrushed Dolores out.

 

[shitepipe]

code ninja used to retouch dildos if i remember correctly.

a bit more magenta...

 

[Pantone247]

I once took Damien Dempseys head off and stuck it on another picture of his body as the original image was fuckered... had to re-build his neck entirely, it was tantamount to forgery really... I felt like just like Donald Pleasance in The Great Escape

You should used the new Photoshop CS Guassian Talent Filter on Delores

I'm generally opposed to doing it, but once found myself compelled to remove the thick tufts of hair issuing forth from Dolores O'Cranberry's underarms. It was going on the front cover, so I figured it was more of a public health issue.

Actually, if I'd had the readers' best interests at heart, I really should have left the hair in and airbrushed Dolores out.

 

[magicbastarder]

i'm seeing way too many "why bother with a polariser/bothering my arse at all to try and get a good photo, i can just retouch it later" comments in photo forums these days.
digital photography has a lot to answer for.

 

[CitySickness]

Why bother taking a photograph in the first place? Sure can't you just paint it from memory, then stick a lens flare in?

 

[La La]

and only a few weeks later, for her playboy shoot.

what a dick.

 

[RSJ]

Waaaaaaaait a second, mariah carey did a playboy shoot?