Reasons for Sex (1 Viewer)

[Vinnie]

Sure this is it.

 

[Zeelander]

What you do is sit up suddenly, say 'oh shit oh shit oh sit', leap out of bed swearing all the while, pretend you're way too panicked to explain what's going on, throw your clothes on ar nós na gaoithe, apologise profusely and say you'll explain later, give her a kiss and a hug and sprint out of there like your life depended on it. Then you have a few hours grace to come up with a good excuse for doing that.

This sounds awfully familiar. Did you teach this to other members of your family or perhaps learn it from one of them?

 

[Vinnie]

This sounds awfully familiar. Did you teach this to other members of your family or perhaps learn it from one of them?

I certainly didn't learn it from one of my family although if I woke up in bed with one of them I'd probably use it and mean it.

No no. This is straight from my brain.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

To stop her vagina filling in like an old pierced ear.

This wins, have you seen that happen? How's Deirdre?

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

a very good reason for sex would be to stop your hymen growing back. I knew this 25 year old virgin and every time the lads would meet her they'd say

"Hi hymen!"

 

[rettucs]

a very good reason for sex would be to stop your hymen growing back. I knew this 25 year old virgin and every time the lads would meet her they'd say

"Hi hymen!"

why? was that her name? I thought it was a boy's name, like yer man in the Godfather

 

[Lord Damian]

why? was that her name? I thought it was a boy's name, like yer man in the Godfather

it's Long Island Jew for "Herman"...not sure how that applies but there it is.

 

[RSJ]

it's Long Island Jew for "Herman"...not sure how that applies but there it is.

Hey, are you the guy who was ringing them Friedmen people during the father's trial?

 

[Lord Damian]

Hey, are you the guy who was ringing them Friedmen people during the father's trial?

i haven't a fucking CLUE what you're on about dude.

 

[RSJ]

Long island jews.

 

[Corey]

To induce labour.


It's True.

 

[rettucs]

To induce labour.


It's True.

to vote for labour.

 

[Lord Damian]

Long island jews.

it's pronounced "Lone Goyland"

...oi vey

 

[Corey]

That kid right of centre is probably still the coolest motherfucker on earth.

 

[RSJ]

That kid right of centre is probably still the coolest motherfucker on earth.

He looks like a young vincent chase.

 

[Corey]

He looks like a young vincent chase.

He's fucking cool.

God i wish i was that cool at 11. Being this cool at 29 just aint the same.

 

[shitepipe]

- thumped sociable drinking soiree

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

why? was that her name? I thought it was a boy's name, like yer man in the Godfather

Hymen

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

good reason as any is that, youre gonna wash your sheets tomorrow

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

To induce labour.


It's True.

to bring on your periods so you get them outta the way in time for your holidays