Reasons for Sex (1 Viewer)

[Lili Marlene]

Goddammit

 

[Lili Marlene]

right so.....

I'll be out cruisin' if you change your mind

 

[classic seanc]

Hello? Seanc?

Sorry, I don't read this thread in work, my pants have to stay on there.

He had his chance at the weekend.

I had no chance.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

 

[theweeyin]

I had no chance.

Yeah, that's probably true.

 

[classic seanc]

interesting.

 

[theweeyin]

Because he was a Dub who looked like a younger colin farrell.

 

[Diddles]

Because he was a Dub who looked like a younger colin farrell.

Young lady!


The fella from the hardware shop up the road from us looks a bit like Cillian Murphy. I'd day he gets rode on a regular basis for that reason alone. Although I'd say he also gets a ride in exchange for a tin of yacht varnish and a stainless steel pedal bin.

 

[the strange guy]

 

[Willie Willions]

- It was an initiation rite. Into the sex club.

 

[CitySickness]

"Because it was a chthonic water beast with 18 heads."

 

[Catwoman]

The grunting blocks out the screams in my head for five minutes.

 

[theweeyin]

Because sex is usually quite entertaining

 

[Osama Van Halen]

COZ WE GOT NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY BUT WE DIDN'T WIN. GODDAMNIT.

 

[Jill Hives]

Because you can't sleep.

 

[Squiggle]

Because you're all out of chocolate

 

[I Bleed Black]

Because you can't sleep.

I wish i was gettin some everytime i couldn't sleep! That'd be pretty much every night at this stage

 

[broken arm]

The grunting blocks out the screams in my head for five minutes.

jeebus


"because if i didn't she'd have slit my throat"

 

[Space]

No reason, just because.

 

[Jill Hives]

That'd be pretty much every night at this stage

Tell me about it. I got insomnia like you wouldn't believe. I am like the walking dead. Honestly, I could come up with more reasons NOT to have sex with someone else at the moment. Home is where it's at.