really smelly farts (1 Viewer)

[theoootini]

i:heart:!bog

 

[Sufi]

I had a friend in school who claimed she never pooed or farted.
She said that both were unladylike.


She was a bit of a freak.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

I had a friend in school who claimed she never pooed or farted.

she's full of shit

 

[theoootini]

on a similiar note i just done a big guinessy one in the jacks

 

[Sufi]

on a similiar note i just done a big guinessy one in the jacks

Guinness turns your poo black.

 

[theoootini]

na this one was ::clef::golden brown texture like sun::clef::

 

[Sufi]

na this one was ::clef::golden brown texture like sun::clef::

so glad you keep me updated. Did you tell the other staff in your building.

Actually on that note Farting out loud in work what do you do.

A. Ignore it

B. Say sorry to people

 

[theoootini]

bend down and smell it like its freshly mown grass. then stare at your collegues with a hungry look in your eyes...

 

[Sufi]

bend down and smell it like its freshly mown grass. then stare at your collegues with a hungry look in your eyes...

A the lesser used option three.

Interesting move.

 

[theoootini]

just did it there

 

[Sufi]

your christmas party's going to be interesting.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

I had a friend in school who claimed she never pooed or farted.
She said that both were unladylike.


She was a bit of a freak.

yo sufi, a girl in my girlfriends class years ago claimed the same thing as well.
we were all like.. OMG... THATS THATS CRAZY.
and then she said... OMG, IM LIKE TOTALLY SERIOUS.
anyway, it all comes down to this.
why the fuck would ye even bother saying something like that?
its beyond me.

 

[theoootini]

yo sufi, a girl in my girlfriends class years ago claimed the same thing as well.
we were all like.. OMG... THATS THATS CRAZY.
and then she said... OMG, IM LIKE TOTALLY SERIOUS.
anyway, it all comes down to this.
why the fuck would ye even bother saying something like that?
its beyond me.

i went out with a girl for the bones of two years and never heard her fart once.
fact.
she heard me though- boom boom

 

[Sufi]

.
why the fuck would ye even bother saying something like that?
its beyond me.

I dont know why you would bother.
Its not like everyone should be rushing about to have you pull you finger every time your going to fart but denying you poo..

Jeez..

 

[Sufi]

i went out with a girl for the bones of two years and never heard her fart once.
fact.
she heard me though- boom boom

god ive heard her fart loads.

 

[dunderhead]

i just took a huge dump in my friends place there and i can smell it in his living room. does that qualify as a fart to some degree? the remains of a huge meal, alternating between red wine, white wine, tuborg and beamish.
Mmmm.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Anyone ever follow through?

 

[Ciansy]

You have to follow through, otherwise you won't get any sort of distance out of it.