really smelly farts (1 Viewer)

[c0De_n1NjA]

i had a skinfull of the guiness last night, and now my farts smell like something mary harney would do if her arse had AIDS. I had to stop the car and get out to do a fart on the way into work ( i pretended to check my tyres whilst letting go with a nuclear cheek flapper).

unhuman.

 

[La La]

yeah im thinking now that i preferred thad wrongcock's material

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

oh god here comes another one! baton down the hatches! brown alert!

 

[Vinnie]

All my life I've been waiting for a 'Really Smelly Fart' thread. I've got tears in my eyes and it's not just from the stench. God bless you Donal.

 

[The Schnapper]

Mine are not too far off that either. Chicken balls and curry chips before the pub and then chipper afterwards.

There is something satisfying about smelling them tho

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

my keyboard is melting, someone open a window.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

call farrell into your office, see what he makes of it all

 

[Corey]

The wall-paper's coming down. Nobody light up anything.

 

[swingkid]

call farrell into your office, see what he makes of it all

evacuate!

 

[shitepipe]

i feel like i've a cannister of mustard gas up me hole today

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

"smell that and die for your country"

oh mercy!

 

[swingkid]

"smell that and die for your country"

oh mercy!

gonna have to get that plumber back in to sort out yr hole

 

[Corey]

Hngk-


-eaahh.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

gonna have to get that plumber back in to sort out yr hole

a plumber, a vet and a priest.

 

[swingkid]

 

[Corey]

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

 

[RSJ]

I caused an evacuation of our corner of work twice already. God bless you booze and pizza.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

its like arthur guinness's corpse is inside my skin.

 

[cyclotron]

It's kinda like breaking up with a loved one. A vile, stinking, fetid disgrace of a loved one.

 

[jane]

Offer it up, dudes. Just offer it up.