Real Life People I have the Horn For (1 Viewer)

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[David Kronenbourg]

‎6 months cycling the chaos of London streets, I can safely say that springtime dresses pose the greatest threat to my well being

 

[jonah]

Brighton seafront is the place to be for that sort of carry on.

 

[ann post]

Brighton seafront is the place to be for that sort of carry on.

have you ever posted on the photography section jonah??

 

[Lili Marlene]

I hate women.

So this is what it's like to be 27 then?

fucks sake


what's 29 like?

 

[Moods For Mallards]

So this is what it's like to be 27 then?

fucks sake


what's 29 like?

More acid indigestion, less tolerance, less meaningful contributions to Thumped. It's rubbish.

 

[Lili Marlene]

In less than 30 days I'll have no reason for thumped anymore.

so what i'm saying is your story checks out. acid indigestion though? hmm.

 

[mel gibson]

29 is fucking horrendous!

 

[Moods For Mallards]

In less than 30 days I'll have no reason for thumped anymore.

so what i'm saying is your story checks out. acid indigestion though? hmm.

There's still time. Give up booze and crisps and you'll be fine.

 

[mel gibson]

I pop more Rennie dual action in an average day now than the Happy monday's popped pills on the average night out in the Hacienda...

 

[Lili Marlene]

This all sounds ghastly! I had no idea

 

[mel gibson]

This all sounds ghastly! I had no idea

don't get me started on the random "What the fuck,how is there a 1" long hair growing inside me nose!!??" moments...
that's only started since about Christmas for me,like the fucking leg of a daddy long legs trying to escape out of your cranium;unpleasant.

 

[jonah]

I've never been more attracted to you mel

 

[mel gibson]

I've never been more attracted to you mel

i like to get it all out there in the open on a first date.

 

[Cormcolash]

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[St. Fechin]

Not sure if you noticed, but there was a serious amount of fine looking women knocking around town this evening, lads.



(Along with the usual amount of horrible looking ones, of course.)

 

[jonah]

If you feel pretty awful when you're with someone and you feel even worse when they're not there does that mean you LIKE THEM LIKE THEM ;_; IF SO THIS IS HORRIBLE.

 

[Cormcolash]

Yeah I can't fucking stand it when you're not around

 

[Anthem]

There's a girl who works down my chip shop who swears she's Elvis.

 

[Jill Hives]

There's a girl who works down my chip shop who swears she's Elvis.

So you've the horn for Elvis?