Real Life People I have the Horn For (2 Viewers)

[sarah]

also known as 'men with notions'

That's shocking carry on. next they'll be wanting to vote.

 

[nooleen]

uppity bitches

 

[Lili Marlene]

let's get misogynistic

Emotion, whatever the Female Void would have you believe, is not a more Exalted State than is Thought. In point of fact, I think Emotion is animalistic, serpent-brain stuff. Animals do not Think, but I am reasonably certain that they have Emotions. 'Eating this makes me Happy.' 'When my fur is all wet and I am cold, it makes me Sad." "Ooo! Puppies!' 'It makes me Excited to Chase the Ball!' Reason, as any husband can tell you, doesn't stand a chance in an argument with Emotion... this was the fundamental reason, I believe, that women were denied the vote for so long.

In one of those Poor Us studies for which the Emotional Female Void is notorious, it was pointed out that after a divorce, the average male standard of living rises... the average female standard of living drops... I think the...explanation is that the excision of a five-to-six- foot leech from the surface of a human body is going to have more of its own blood in its own veins. Unless the leech finds another body, it is going to go hungry.

 

[nooleen]

the inside of a woman's brain, yesterday:

 

[ernesto]

could be an anglisciation of cuigar, like somone in thier fifties.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ann post again.

i would imagine its the age difference, not the actual age that defines the term.

10 years??

 

[Jill Hives]

Grand so. 26 is still on the table.

 

[Unicron]

I'd say it's the inverse of Heffner's law which states that the lowest appropriate age is half yours plus 7.

So where x=your age:

(x-7)*2= this is a ridiculous discussion

 

[nooleen]

I'd say it's the inverse of Heffner's law which states that the lowest appropriate age is half yours plus 7.

So where x=your age:

(x-7)*2= this is a ridiculous discussion

that doesn't make sense
appropriate age gap = x-((x/2)+7)

 

[Unicron]

that doesn't make sense
appropriate age gap = x-((x/2)+7)

I was giving the formula for the inverse, the appropriate upper age which would be your age less seven and then double that.

 

[Jill Hives]

I was giving the formula for the inverse, the appropriate upper age which would be your age less seven and then double that.

Half your age plus 14 for a female. This is actually spot on (31.5 for me) which means they were born before 1980. I've been right all along.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Fuck this, i'm just gonna follow the time-tested male method of only dating 21 year olds for the rest of my life, problem resolved.

 

[Lili Marlene]

i'm probably gonna need a lot more money

 

[nooleen]

I was giving the formula for the inverse, the appropriate upper age which would be your age less seven and then double that.

so you can figure out the oldest person you can decently dabble with...?

hmm...i suppose

let's see...26.5-7 x 2 = 39, that's exactly the age of someone i've been perving over for years...i should email him, maybe he was just waiting for the maths to be right before making a move

 

[jonah]

Following this theory I can still date teenagers... the older version is less fun, I can only go up to 28 and thats just balls!

 

[Cormcolash]

so you can figure out the oldest person you can decently dabble with...?

hmm...i suppose

let's see...26.5-7 x 2 = 39, that's exactly the age of someone i've been perving over for years...i should email him, maybe he was just waiting for the maths to be right before making a move

Crispo is 40 now though

 

[nooleen]

shite!
how old's conor these days?

 

[Cormcolash]

Haha!

 

[ann post]

http://www.starinabra.com/model/model-profile-details-vote.php?id=79

 

[ernesto]

http://www.starinabra.com/model/model-profile-details-vote.php?id=79

damn good looking girl.

 

[shower another shower]

Who's the real life girl?