Real Life People I have the Horn For (2 Viewers)

[shower another shower]

The wife of my best friend.

 

[jonah]

Blimey, that is a tough horn situation.

 

[Lepra]

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oh shite, Wobbler just logged in. forget it.

 

[shower another shower]

Blimey, that is a tough horn situation.

Would be worse if I didn't have a horn at all!

 

[Wobbler]

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oh shite, Wobbler just logged in. forget it.

Wanna cyber?

 

[ann post]

The wife of my best friend.

welll whats he going to do about ti??

 

[David Kronenbourg]

every barmaid in my area

 

[I Bleed Black]

Speaking of Rathmines, there is one of the most beautiful girls I have ever had the good fortune to see/be served by/read beano manuals with, working in Joe Burger. Short dark hair.

SET PHASERS TO STUNNING!

YES! She is amazing

 

[Wobbler]

every barmaid in my area

Still in London Fields? Might take a stroll up there soon, could do with tormenting myself further.

 

[snakybus]

why don't you dorks just ask someone out, yer single right?

 

[ernesto]

having the horn for someone you're currently horning is pretty handy

 

[Wobbler]

why don't you dorks just ask someone out, yer single right?

They'll only say no.

 

[Wobbler]

having the horn for someone you're currently horning is pretty handy

Your kind aren't welcome here, so fuck off.

 

[ernesto]

Your kind aren't welcome here, so fuck off.

 

[Jill Hives]

why don't you dorks just ask someone out, yer single right?

Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy. Nope, it's difficult-difficult-lemon-difficult. This is the problem with dating, once you've been there you never want to go again unless you absolutely have to; it's like France.

 

[nooleen]

i like france
except for the people

 

[washingcattle]

Yeah no one want to go out with France. Stop saying France.

It's easy to ask some one out just get first get wrecked then be adorable. Easy.

 

[Jill Hives]

Indeed it's easy, I was joking. Well, unless you're like me and the woman from The Omen. Given birth to a demon, and now it's gonna kill you.

 

[cycling]

my sex bot, she has tits as big as my head, lightly browned, hard as cement, choclate nipples. and thats it. she lives in a cave with other tits its grand

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Still in London Fields? Might take a stroll up there soon, could do with tormenting myself further.

yeah still here. where are you at the moment?

why don't you dorks just ask someone out, yer single right?

i'm about to do that this afternoon. cheers for the advice, pops