r. kelly - trapped in the closet (2 Viewers)

[coast to coast]

its the freakin weekend i'm about to have me some fun

 

[glen]

How could I be so stupid to have been laid in to the morning sun
Must have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind?
From the club went to her home, didn’t plan to stay that long
Here I am quickly trying to put on my clothes
Searching for my .45 to put a cap in that bitches ass, yo.

 

[taubstumm]

oh man, genius

poor r. kelly and his gammy knees stopping him from riding!

And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg

edit:

just noticed that if you go into the 'downloads' section of the site, the 'ringtones' link is r. kelly in the closet 'trying to put it on vibrate', crudely photoshopped onto a black background. and you can get characters from the story as your buddy icons for a.i.m.! i'm going to download the cop now...

 

[darknothing]

ahhh to many people have hurd this song the world is going to fall apart any min. now....

 

[Alan Remorse]

And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg

hahahaha

oh man if i had a penny for everytime...

 

[sweetoblivion]

worst and weirdest piece of shit I've seen on MTV in a long time...which is saying something. I kept changing the channel hoping that when I flicked back, it would be over. I was wrong.

 

[Gambra]

I have never seen this. I must see it. I usually only watch 120 minutes on the old mtv bu this has resparked my interest. I might even get that album its on.

 

[portrid]

It's still not as funny as the Preacher Man/Blue Water/Psychonaut series of promos from Fields of the Nephilim

 

[evil bandit]

Great news the man legend that is R has added chapters 6 through to 10 and is thinking about releasing it as a play

I haven't been able to get the lyrics yet but the plot summaries and cliffhangers can be found here..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_In_The_Closet

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

according to r-kelly.com 1-12 came out on dvd on november 1st
1-5 are long gone from the site.
dunno whether or not to buy this, we already have 1-5 on dvd at home...
who'mykiddin?

 

[Pantone247]

according to r-kelly.com 1-12 came out on dvd on november 1st
1-5 are long gone from the site.
dunno whether or not to buy this, we already have 1-5 on dvd at home...
who'mykiddin?

oh boy! oh boy! oh boy!

 

[RSJ]

Dunno if this is readily available at home, but i picked it up here for $16 today, if anyone wants a copy text me on 0871259058 before about 6pm irish time and i'll pick up some more before the plane.

It's got kelly's commentary as an extra on it which i saw on VH1 the other night, him turned around on a couch in front of the video explaining what's going on in a video where he explains what's going on. Classic.

 

[darknothing]

did any one see the snl skit on it ..super funny if you know who R is....not so funny if you don't or with some one who doesn't i had to tell my mom what it was about

 

[glen]

Post a pic of her won't you.

 

[darknothing]

Post a pic of her won't you.[/quotet]his is her]

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

post mroe pictures of yourself plz

 

[darknothing]

post mroe pictures of yourself plz

me....what

 

[kings lead hat]

Just when it seemed as if "Trapped in the Closet," his ever-expanding, sex-obsessed "ghetto soap opera," couldn't get any stranger, Kelly has released a DVD of the first 12 chapters of the epic, including seven new installments available only on video.


The weirdest of the new twists and turns involves a white Southern woman cheating on her African-American husband with an African-American midget who defecates in his pants when the cuckolded spouse, a city police officer, pulls his gun.


As in the past, Kelly sings the roles of all the characters himself with an impressive show of vocal bravura. Different actors lip-sync in the video, while Kelly plays the role of one cheating "player" (Sylvester) and the narrator. Kelly launched the first five video chapters of "Trapped in the Closet" with considerable fanfare on MTV, VH1 and BET in July. Many reviewers praised his ambition and the nearly unprecedented song structure of the complicated operetta.


The New York Times called it a "tour de force," while Blender magazine branded it "a brilliant triumph." But the saga has done little to generate record sales.


Promises 10 more chapters


Eighteen weeks after its release, Kelly's last album "TP.3 Reloaded," which includes the audio tracks of chapters 1-5, is only certified as platinum, with sales of 1 million. In comparison, fellow Chicagoan Kanye West has sold 2 million copies of his new album in 10 weeks.


Some music industry observers say "Trapped in the Closet" is a novelty whose appeal is quickly wearing thin. But Kelly says he has written another 10 chapters and intends to keep going.


The producer and co-director of the first 12 video chapters, Ann Carli and Jim Swaffield, are considering whether the saga will continue on DVD or as a feature film.


"This is a different kind of song, and we knew that it needed a different approach," Swaffield said. "We approached it more like filmmakers than video makers."


Swaffield, who has worked on videos for Britney Spears, A Tribe Called Quest and others, shares directing credit with Kelly. The musician conveyed the story and his vision for the project by singing and acting it out in the Chocolate Factory recording studio in the basement of his Olympia Fields mansion.


The filmmaker said "Trapped in the Closet" is primarily an attempt at soap opera-like storytelling, with drama, intrigue and comedy. But he added that the videos also have a deeper meaning.


"Obviously, this is told in a hyperbolic, more soap-opera-y way," Swaffield said. "But the gist of it is that everyone has their things in the closet lurking behind [them]."

 

[Wavioli]

here is it gone off the website or am i losing my mind?

 

[nofriendo]

it appears so well here is something to keep you busy

7 o'clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wake me
I'm stretching and yawning in a bed that don’t belong to me
Then a voice yells “good morning darling” from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she isn’t you
Now I've got this dumb look on my face like “what have I done”?
How could I be so stupid to have been laid in to the morning sun
Must have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind?
From the club went to her home, didn’t plan to stay that long
Here I am quickly trying to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys trying to get on up out the door
Then she stretched her hands in front of me
Said “you can’t go this way”
Looked at her like she was crazy
Said “woman move out my way”
I Said “I got a wife at home”
She said “please don’t go out there”
“Lady I’ve got to get home”
She said her husband was coming from the stairs
“?? quiet, hurry up and get in the closet”
She said “don’t you make a sound or some ____ is going down
I Said “why don’t I just go out the window”
“yes, except for one thing, we’re on the 5th floor”
Think, think… “quick put me in the closet”
And now I'm in this darkest closet trying to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass out this house
And he walks in and yells “I’m home”
She says “honey I'm in the room”
He walks in there with a smile on his face saying “honey I've been missing you”
She hops all over him and says “I've cooked and ran your bathwater”
I'm telling you now this girl is so good she deserves an Oscar
The girl’s in the bed he starts snatching her clothes off
I'm in the closet like man, what the f_ck is going on?
You’re not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he acted I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said “there’s a mystery going on and I'm going to solve it”
And I'm like “God please don’t let this man open his closet”
He walks in the bathroom and looks behind the door
She says “baby come back to bed”
He says “say no more”
He pulls back the shower curtain while she’s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room. Right now I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed (bed)
then under the dresser (dresser)
He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my berretta (berretta)
He walks up to the closet (closet)
He’s close up to the closet (closet)
Now he’s at the closet (closet)
Now he’s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)