As soon as I became a dad I started mixing up names. No joke
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Fuck, that's some Ireland right there.Dad: What? Is your brother not having any christmas dinner.
Me: No, he's making his own. Dad, he's vegetarian like.
Dad: Ah but sure wouldn't he have a bit of turkey or something, it's christmas.
From Joe via text: "Re 1931: My mother thought 'lol' meant lots of love and put it at the end of a text offering her condolences at the death of a relative."
The father got very upset when the brother quit the meat, despite the fact he was only doing it cos meat had started giving him terrile stomach ulcers. I had to double my bacon intake to keep the old man happy.Fuck, that's some Ireland right there.
The last thing I need is my Father to try facebook.
Dad: How have you been?
Me: Oh grand, no real news though.
Dad: (huge sigh) I thought you'd be married by now.
Me: What, since the last time we talked?*
Dad: Okay, here's your mother.
* ...and they wonder why I don't call home much.
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