Quotes From Your Coworkers (1 Viewer)

[Cormcolash]

"A great man. He had a vision but it didn't work out" - my grandad on Hitler. I think/hope he was winding me up

E could uv been a grate dictator, given alf a chance

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[adamus]

"Sure how could I be a racist since I rode an oriental?"
Said quite seriously.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

"Sure how could I be a racist since I rode an oriental?"
Said quite seriously.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Not a colleague but someone in college "I have much better bowel control now".

 

[adamus]

People are lovely

 

[sleepy]

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Not a colleague but someone in college "I have much better bowel control now".

Since when? I feel like there's more to that story

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Since when? I feel like there's more to that story

Me too. Unfortunately I just overheard a snippet of the conversation as I passed and didn't feel it would be polite to enquire further.

 

[Reets]

So Jane's folks come over to visit and help with the pub (in counting them as coworkers for that)
"I didn't think the roads here would be paved"
And
"Oh, you guys have The Internet too?"
Good times.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

help with the pub

How's it coming?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

So Jane's folks

And who's Jane?

 

[Lili Marlene]

Who is Jane?

 

[Lili Marlene]

hahaha

 

[ilovehoovering]

bit of an Occupy thing going on around here the last few days. The police are making an effort to get rid of the lot of them today.

24 year old guy I work with "the police are about to start using some real force now...understandably enough"

 

[nooleen]

well you don't want people protesting persistently, it'll end up on the news

 

[Jim Daniels]

Former female colleague to me: "I could never date a short man. Do you mind being so short? As a man like, does it bother ye?

Me: "Well Jaysus...it does now"

She was about 5 ft 3.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

We have a guy in here that has to weigh like 380lbs. As overweight a person as I have probably seen.
Great guy. Outstanding at his job.

Just met him at the coffee station and said
"Hey, Bob, how are you?"
"Fat and happy. How are you?"

It made me laugh.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Sent to whole company

Subject: Friday Morning Body Melt Class

Good Afternoon Everyone,



If you would like to participate in tomorrow morning’s (October 23rd) 5:00am class, please sign up under the following.

• People & Culture
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• Community & Employee Engagement
• Gym Class Sign-up (located to the left)
• 
  
• Scroll down to the class schedule
• 
  
• Click on the class you would like to attend
• 
  
• Custom Commands
• 
  
• Export Event
• 
  
• Save & Close
• 
  
• Then Close page

If you are unable to do so, please respond to this email so a final headcount can be made.


Thank you.

respond to this email. Please note, classes are held in the new Fitness Studio on the first floor beside Hairplace One.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

The important thing to note is the time of the class.

 

[Reets]

There's a 5 AM???

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

There's a 5 AM???

And some people live the guts of an hour away.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

The receptionist (excuse me, Director Of First Impressions) is running it

In fairness, she's in her 50s and looks like Misty Copeland.