Quotes From Your Coworkers (1 Viewer)

[sleepy]

There's one woman here that comes out with some awful clangers sometimes, like a few minutes ago she said "People down the country watch Fair City because they believe that's what all Dublin people are like."

Or another time she said "I'm getting really tired of all the terrible stuff that people in the private sector are saying about the public sector. I think we should boycott the private sector by bringing in our own sandwiches"

I started doing up my cv after she said that last one.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

terrible stuff that people in the private sector are saying about the public sector.

That it's a job for life where you can't get sacked from and basically a doss shop?

 

[nooleen]

feckin' sandwich sector bastards

 

[sleepy]

That it's a job for life where you can't get sacked from and basically a doss shop?

aye, that stuff. I hope you're happy. You've forced her to make her own sandwiches.

Basically, she says a lot of really objectionable and illogical stuff and I find myself biting my tongue because I'm not sure which part of what she's said to correct her on. There's just too much

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I find myself biting my tongue because I'm not sure where to start

This sounds like the right way forward.

Conversations with these people can be quagmires.

 

[sleepy]

feckin' sandwich sector bastards

Lording it over us with their salads and cold pre cooked meat

 

[sleepy]

This sounds like the right way forward.

Conversations with these people can be quagmires.

giggity

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Haha

 

[dudley]

Remember sitting in the canteen once, in a public sector job, god love me.

Anyway, dude was reading an article on Elton John in some red top paper.

"I tell ye, Hitler had the right idea...."

I nearly spat out my Nice biscuit

 

[Reets]

A while ago I had a really nasty call which ended with the guy saying her was going to b be waiting outside my job when I got off and he was going to take me, my mum and all the women I worked with.
I was a bit pissed off/upset and said it to the girl I was working with.
Her response " you wouldn't want to rape the girls here, sure you'd never know what you'd catch "

I quit a little while later.

 

[Lili Marlene]

There's a guy in work who organizes his music playlists by quarter. So he has playlists called 2014 Q1, 2014 Q2, 2014 Q3 and 2014 Q4.

Most corporate way of listening to music ever.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

There's a guy in work who organizes his music playlists by quarter. So he has playlists called 2014 Q1, 2014 Q2, 2014 Q3 and 2014 Q4.

Most corporate way of listening to music ever.

@nlgbbbblth !

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

My co-workers vote Republican and tell me so.

 

[Lili Marlene]

My co-workers vote Republican and tell me so.

My Irish co-worker asked my american co-workers who were they gonna vote for in a team meeting one time. Things got awkward.

 

[sleepy]

There's a guy in work who organizes his music playlists by quarter. So he has playlists called 2014 Q1, 2014 Q2, 2014 Q3 and 2014 Q4.

Most corporate way of listening to music ever.

That guy is straddling the fine line between comedy and tragedy

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Remember sitting in the canteen once, in a public sector job, god love me.

Anyway, dude was reading an article on Elton John in some red top paper.

"I tell ye, Hitler had the right idea...."

I nearly spat out my Nice biscuit

"A great man. He had a vision but it didn't work out" - my grandad on Hitler. I think/hope he was winding me up

 

[Mormon Nailer]

My co-workers vote Republican and tell me so.

I was having pizza with a roomful of colleagues once
Very nice people generally, but very very republican and Jesus fearing.

ME (thieving from Clive James): Do you know why you know America is the most Democratic country one earth?
THEM (chuffed): Why?
ME: Because only here could a mentally retarded man become president
THEM (except for ONE COOL GIRL): .....
ONE COOL GIRL: HAHAHAHA!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I was having pizza with a roomful of colleagues once
Very nice people generally, but very very republican and Jesus fearing.

ME (thieving from Clive James): Do you know why you know America is the most Democratic country one earth?
THEM (chuffed): Why?
ME: Because only here could a mentally retarded man become president
THEM (except for ONE COOL GIRL): .....
ONE COOL GIRL: HAHAHAHA!

Jaysis.

 

[sleepy]

Another guy in here said one day after being on a half day "Loads of bleeding foreigners on the train. In the middle of the day. You know we're paying for that."

He didn't really appreciate the irony of a public sector worker making this statement.

Or you know, stop and think that maybe these people might do evening work

 

[David Kronenbourg]

A while ago I had a really nasty call which ended with the guy saying her was going to b be waiting outside my job when I got off and he was going to take me, my mum and all the women I worked with.
I was a bit pissed off/upset and said it to the girl I was working with.
Her response " you wouldn't want to rape the girls here, sure you'd never know what you'd catch "

I quit a little while later.

fucking hell. what was the job?