Quotes from your boss (1 Viewer)

[egg_]

"I just want to say this, because it really bugs the crap out of me - I cleaned up the kitchen this morning, and now it's all covered in crumbs again. That just goes to show the sloppy attitude of some people here, and it shows in their work."

What a spa.

 

[the strange guy]

Born down in a dead man's town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog that's been beat too much
'Til you spend half your life just covering up

Fucking yank.

 

[ratmonkey]

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[nlgbbbblth]

the people I work with are crap at loading / emptying the dishwasher and keeping the place clean.

pricks.

 

[Squiggle]

"Fuck him!"
"Fuck em!"

My boss's response to pretty much every query.

And I don't even work in the sex industry.

Luckily I only have to ask him for his views... I don't have to heed his advice.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

"mark, slow down"

 

[broken arm]

"do you want a spliff?"

"let's go for a drink"

"we should go have a smoke"

"do you want some wine"

seriously

 

[ann post]

i'm not going to look up the angelus to post, but he does say it daily.

 

[ernesto]

'how are ye gettin on?"

everytime he sees me.

which is about 100 times daily

 

[MDR]

"I just want to say this, because it really bugs the crap out of me - I cleaned up the kitchen this morning, and now it's all covered in crumbs again. That just goes to show the sloppy attitude of some people here, and it shows in their work."

What a spa.

If that were me I'd have said 'crumby attitude'

 

[Jrad (BFB.ie)]

If that were me I'd have said 'crumby attitude'

Yeah, why is your boss cleaning up after you?

 

[Corey]

Plain speaking does still exist in work, right?

Right?


Anyone?

 

[Super Dexta]

"Let me tell you about the time I saw Neurosis in a warehouse in San Francisco"

"Here's some extra money and I want you to spend it on Melvins tickets"

"Pint?"

I wish I still worked for that guy.

In other news, I used the phrase "going forward" with a straight face yesterday. It's the beginning of the end.

 

[Lili Marlene]

"Let me tell you about the time I saw Neurosis in a warehouse in San Francisco"

"Here's some extra money and I want you to spend it on Melvins tickets"

"Pint?"

I wish I still worked for that guy.

In other news, I used the phrase "going forward" with a straight face yesterday. It's the beginning of the end.

I use the phrase 'moving forward' all the time but only because I know it pisses people off

oh and also because most e-mails I send start off with an apology for the previous response

 

[Froog]

i'm gonna start saying "ballpark me" when asking for rough figures.

guy: got a quote from that contractor
froog: ballpark me.

 

[rettucs]

In other news, I used the phrase "going forward" with a straight face yesterday. It's the beginning of the end.

ah ha ha ha

you're now officially a corporate whore

like the rest of us .|..|

welcome to life workin for the man!

 

[Pantone247]

I love how people, from a simple pile of crumbs, can extrapilate all that is wrong with their company

"boy that recession is hitting hard, yeah?"

"recession? it's not the recession I'm worried about, it's the slowly souring milk in the staff canteen that's going to bring my empire tumbling around my ears... mark my words!"

if only someone on wallstreet hadn't let the bread go blue mouldy, how different the world could be...

 

[Pantone247]

if only someone on wallstreet hadn't let the bread go blue mouldy, how different the world could be...

incidently it's 25 years today since New Order release their seminal smash single 'Blue Mouldy'

 

[Lirah]

"We'll all have to tighten our belts in the current economic climate, so there will be no bonuses this year"

3 minutes later
"I'm going to go to that conference in London, will you book the flights and the usual hotel"

Conference costs €2k, he flies business class, he's staying 3 nights in a nice swanky hotel. The conference is 1 and a half days. That's my bonus the jerk is spending!

Belt tightening only applies to the rest of us apparently!

 

[snakybus]

"I was speaking to Mom last night. Can you give her a call?"