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[egg_]

on the other, it's quite a creative way to pass the time in a crappy job

That's what I thought. I like it

 

[CitySickness]

When I was first starting off in news journalism I wrote an article and got this back from a nasty sub:

I hope that went straight to press.

 

[Pedronimus]

Boss-"here Gaz, put that 4 ton 'o gravel into that hole there will ya"
"Here Gaz,dig a hole where that manholes gonna be,theres the new pick axe.Good lad."
"Here Gaz,Whats the story with the lamps on you,gargled last night I suppose.Well theres the shovel,mix us up a bit of concrete there."
And my personal favourite -"Ah fuck this for a lark,lets go home"

is this you?

 

[Pantone247]

I really have to keep my lips zipped around that person because some of the things they say....I know someone else who wrote 'Gardai say there was nothing to lead them to suggest foul play was involved' one day.

When I was first starting off in news journalism I wrote an article and got this back from a nasty sub:

I won't deny he was right, but he could've been nicer!

was that printed!!! holy shit!!!

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

"nag nag nag the processes and procedures are entirely inadequate blah blah blah why have you already spent the entire years budget? wda hkjahsdjaskhd hdkd please co-ordinate the christmas cards for the group" thats all i've been hearing all week.

 

[Milker]

Work for the aulfella....'Hang on, P__! We have to do this together..now let go and stand back.'

 

[sweetoblivion]

was that printed!!! holy shit!!!

ha ha jaysus no!! thank god. He pinned that bloody thing up where everyone could read it I made it less 'meaningless' before it finally went to print. Mind you it was still a boring article...

 

[GO]

is this you?

Do you know what I'd do with a million bucks?

 

[Pedronimus]

2 chicks at the same time?

 

[Ferox13]

After leaving my PC on all night my boss told me he didn't want the place lit up like the Blackpool Eliminations..

 

[MDR]

I'm in the civil service so all my bosses are nice.

 

[sealed human]

"You have to manage the customer's expectations"

"The customer is going balooba's"

"The customer is going doolalley"

Ok the 2nd two are just my managers odd choice of words, but the 1st is pure corporate bullshit talk...

 

[Cormcolash]

I showed your bosses this thread.
You're all fired.