Quotes from your boss (1 Viewer)

[ann post]

'any work since you last signed'?

 

[Unicron]

i'm gonna start saying "ballpark me" when asking for rough figures.

guy: got a quote from that contractor
froog: ballpark me.

Reading that I imagine someone being buried, Jimmy Hoffa style (in my head that was one of the theories of where he ended up I think) in the foundations of a ballpark.

 

[Pantone247]

"they to ask you if they want you to give them a happy ending, otherwise it's soliciting..."

 

[therealjohnny]

"we're very happy with your work but given the current climate we're going to have to let you go"

gas!

 

[Goodbye]

endless monty python quotes complete with voices

thank christ I like monty python

 

[the strange guy]

'HARDER! HARDER! FUCK! OH FUCK YESSSS!!!!'
I love my job.

 

[Pantone247]

"say my name"

"SAY MY NAME"

"LOUDER"

 

[Pantone247]

"you came in late on the second verse of Purple Rain"

 

[taubstumm]

"let's run through 'shackler's revenge' again"

 

[Pantone247]

"YOU WILL NEVER BE AN ULTIMATE FIGHTING DEATH CAGE WARRIOR!

YOU HEAR ME?

NEVER!!!!"

 

[CitySickness]

"Greed captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit."

 

[CitySickness]

"Where are you going? Hello?"

 

[David Kronenbourg]

"You! Clean that up. Can we get the stunt cock in here please?"

 

[Pantone247]

"you've have 13 years and 18,000,000 and this is what your turn in?"



q. who am I?

 

[Corey]

"We dont spend enough time together"




"I want kids"





"Why are you so pale?"

 

[nooleen]

i don't know what you're all complaining about, at least they talk to you.

 

[D0njo]

"Sign here please"

 

[Phil]

Just so you don't have to hear it from someone else, I'm leaving. Head office have totally lost it. Things are going to get really bad really fast, get out soon.

 

[Jrad (BFB.ie)]

"...Any man brave enough to hold his guts in can drink from my canteen any day."

and


"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like - victory. Someday this war is gonna end."


Turns out the sinks had 'sucked their seals' and we were all fucked on methane.

Some laugh

 

[classic seanc]

The MD had just come back from an industry conference or whatever. Him and other managers and directors are all talking around me:

"I heard (The manager of a rival company) called us "The Ryanair of this industry..."", shocked, disgusted looks from the others, "And he said it like it was a bad thing hahaahah!"
que uproarious laughter and backslapping from all the managers.

I hope they've been liquidated now.