Punk jokes thread (1 Viewer)

[jillface]

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

only buzzing j,watch any series 5 yet?

 

[jillface]

yep! turns out i've seen quite a few of them, but they're all wonderful. simply wonderful. larry david is a genius. thanks mutey.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

oh thats alright,i like being nice.

 

[ernesto]

NO SPOILERS YOU TWO!!!!

thats right... I'm everywhere!!!!

edit: got your PM Jill, no worries!!!

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

NO SPOILERS YOU TWO!!!!

thats right... I'm everywhere!!!!

edit: got your PM Jill, no worries!!!

oh,she break the bad news to you?gotta be qwik.

 

[RSJ]

What's black, hot, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawkings in a house fire.


What's blue and fucks kids?
Me in my lucky blue suit.

 

[mc moley]

Q: why did the anarchist plumber get fired?

A: because he tried to smash the cistern

 

[OLP]

19) Q: What do you call a Punk without a girlfriend? A: Homeless.

That one's Janer all over.

This is my favourite joke

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is reading a book in bed.

Man says "this is the pig i have sex with when you have a headache"

Wife looks up from book and says smugly"i think you'll find thats a sheep"

Husband replies "i think YOU will find i was talking to the sheep"

 

[snotrag]

1. a horse walks into a bar and the barman goes why the long face.
2. a cat walks into a bar and the barman goes here comes pussy.
3. a tired dog walks into a bar after the cat and the barman goes stop being a pervert
4. a elephant walks into a bar and the barman goes what an animal
5 a chicken walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm and the barman knows why the chicken crossed the road.
6. a man walks into a bar and goes ouch!

guess which ones i just made up as i was writing and which i've got from crackers. the winner gets to blow something. i know i know im a giver not a taker

 

[Scientician 0.8]

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Spoiler

Def Leppard

 

[LUKAS]

Why did Crass break up?

Spoiler

They lost their stencil.

 

[Cormcolash]

Moe: Moe's Tavern. Hold on, I'll check.
[to the bar]
Moe: Hey, everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
[the bar laughs]
Moe: Oh, wait a minute.

 

[Janer]

not a punk joke but my favourite joke ever,stop me if you heard this one before.....

whats the opposite of christopher reeves?
christopher walken

yes and yes.ill still be telling that joke on my death bed.

haha
was chris Reeve alive when this joke was 1st cracked?
Answers on a postcard or if ur hand delivering to www.greyhound.com

 

[Drainbamage]

two punks were fucking while listening 2 music

Female Punk: Is that Johnny Rotten?

Male Punk: I dont think so.... its only the second time i used it

 

[-Smegma-]

why did the punk cross the road?

Because he saw a Nazi, got scared and left. Pussy.

 

[LUKAS]

What's the difference between a bonehead and a computer?

Spoiler

Information only needs to be punched into a computer once.