Public transport etiquette (2 Viewers)

[cephalopod]

I was on a bus from Limerick to Listowel about a year ago, these teenage girls were laughing and pointing at something a few seats up from me. I had a gander, some drunk fella asleep with his lad just kind of peeking out of his zip. Ten minutes later there was a scream. His micky was bouncing up and down and spraying piss like an unmanned hose while he slept on in blissfull ignorance! People seemed frozen, so I took it upon myself to tell the driver. He said there was nothing but to leave him until the bus got to listowel. The cops were waiting to escort him away in Listowel. He was well known to them.

 

[therealjohnny]

I know that man actually. He quit the bottle and took up gainful employment big time after that.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

I note that on the northern commuter line, the only people who seem to give up their seats for pregnant women are other women. This drives me nuts.

Also, early mornings, people who come onto the 6.28 train with friends/acquaintances and proceed to talk at the top of their lungs about any old inane shite. Who do these fuckbags think they are, interfering in my sleep?

AND then there are the people who decide the 6.28 train is the perfect time to decide which ringtone they prefer and proceed to play each and every option. Cuntola or what.