The Schnapper
Golly gosh
i had a dream last year where i got raped by a swan.
the neck on him raping you
weh weh weh
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i had a dream last year where i got raped by a swan.
i had a dream last year where i got raped by a swan.
the other night I dreamt i was driving around LA in a ferrari being driven by Burt Reynolds. It rocked.
hey, anyone ever dream about killing a dolphin?
Last night i dreamt that me and the nipper beat Jimmy Page and Robert Plant in Doubles Snooker simply by my daughter repeating sentences over and over, mantra-like. They could'nt concentrate and we won, Hooray!!!
Cue me and the team walking through tullamore; observing filthy decaying flesh eating zombies strolling arm in arm along the avenues, tipping their brains to other zombies, trying to exchange pleasantries and helping the older zombies across the road. All to the strains of We've Only Just Begun by The carpenters being blasted out of speakers all over the city.
I had a MAAAAAAAAANKY one a few weeks ago. I was babysitting these two children.One was about 4 the other was only a few hours old. Anyway the 4 year old told me they were being abused and that I must help his brother.So I went into the baby room and was greeted by the creepiest thing I have ever seen ( real or imagined) The 3 hour old baby was sitting up with his big squished face staring at me. He was grunting like an animal.I thought that the abuse had frozen so I put him in the bath and started to fill it with warm water to loosen him up. I was holding him but soon the bath got out of control and he was trying to stretch his neck out of the water.His little nose was twitching as he continued to grunt.I managed to empty the bath as the other child called me away . I left with him leaving the baby there and when I came back the baby was dead. However suddenly loads of people came into the bathroom telling me it was okay as that baby was in fact the most evil being on earth and it was for the best.
I also had a dream I plugged my hair straightener into a huge green esb box across the road from my new house. The lead was long so came back to the house to do the straightening.Suddenly I heard a big bang as a car had crashed into the lead and pulled the esb box out of the ground
I rest my case.
Pretty=Probably nuts.
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