People who moan about reality TV are cunts (1 Viewer)

[Alan Remorse]

so some guy arrived into my house the other night while i was watching big brother, and the moment he walked in started off on this tirade about reality TV... usual shit like "dont you know enough idiots in real life as it is" and the age old "huh, you're just a bunch of bored people sitting around watching bored people sitting around on TV" (for the record, this argument is not clever, original or funny)

i've been through this conversation about 2000 times

what really gets on my tits is that these people actually think that people who watch big brother are completely oblivious to how lame it is... like we dont know any better...

im well aware of how lame reality tv is... the point is i got over that about 6 years ago

it's entertaining

so fuck off

 

[Alan Remorse]

christ!

 

[La La]

two of the guys in big brother Oz were kicked off for sexually assaulting a fellow female housemate.
(they held her down and rubbed their members all over her face)

It's Reality TV gone mad!

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

crimewatch is yer only man.
"we are looking for a woman of medium build that smells strongly of cigarettes."


big brother is for losers.

 

[Spam Javelin]

big brother is for losers.

You weren't saying that when you were engrossed in the arrival of "Spiral, yeah?" on Friday night.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i never claimed to be a winner.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i love spiral, yeah? hes great.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

this years Big Brother has been an absolute STONKER.

 

[krystal]

yet more shame visited on the irish nation by a do-gooding comedy knack type.

sigh.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

he's not a comedy knack, he's a rapper/DJ goodtime guy with attitude, yeah?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i bet he uses the word "positivity" five times a day.

 

[krystal]

me name is rashers see,
I do be havin these flashes see
about the naturdal taste of bacon as it uset to be
and now I'm tolt, what's new is olt,
or radder, old style rashers I do be havin for me tea

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

me name is rashers see,
I do be havin these flashes see
about the naturdal taste of bacon as it uset to be
and now I'm tolt, what's new is olt,
or radder, old style rashers I do be havin for me tea

his name is Spiral, yeah? not Rashers, see?

 

[krystal]

pedant

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

bitch

 

[La La]

bitch

when i type bitch on predictive text into my mobile it says 'citag'

 

[Alan Remorse]

remember when rasher was on the late late? awful
apparently pat kenny makes 900 grand a year
worth every penny

 

[Thebeard]

Yeah?

 

[Vinnie]

So off our hero dashes
And demolishes the rashers

me name is rashers see,
I do be havin these flashes see
about the naturdal taste of bacon as it uset to be
and now I'm tolt, what's new is olt,
or radder, old style rashers I do be havin for me tea

 

[krystal]

spoi-riddle should be shown at all times as if on an urban wasteground with a badly kromaked psychedelic sunset sky behind him. With AIDSylene rubbed out.