People Who Died (5 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

he's not a current member, according to wikipedia.

Well, he was on tour with them.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Jimmy Savile.

Just so we're clear, he was a total kiddie fiddler, right?

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Hmm that's not something I ever heard about him.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Hmm that's not something I ever heard about him.

http://merovee.wordpress.com/2011/10/29/jimll-fix-it-jimmy-savile-dead/

this was the venue for many kinky parties where young boys from several care homes would be brought in by taxis for the night. Jimmy Saville, Jonathan King, Joe Meeks and on occasion Brian Epstein, all Jewish pop mogul homosexuals would party and ply drugs and alcohol to young boys.

A Jimmy Savile mini-special

Since Popbitch launched in 2000, we've
often been asked which celebrity we'd had
most stories about. It's not David Beckham.
Nor even Paul Danan. "Jimmy Savile", was
always the answer. Among a host of strange
rumours is this one, the strangest. It
involved Mr Savile, a penchant for
necrophilia... and access to the morgue
at Leeds General Infirmary which, the
story went, he was given in return for his
charity work. We've been told this story
by probably 100+ people - including two
DJs, six journalists and a member of the
House of Lords - it was even supposed to be
one of Larry Grayson's favourite yarns. But
most often it was told to us by a Leeds
resident, the Rev Goatboy, late of this
parish, who always promised to leave
the evidence to support this wild theory
with one reliable person, on condition
we'd only use it after Savile's
death.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

And from my mate who knows stuff

me: Is nothing sacred anymore?
4:03 PM
K: very probably a child bender and big time perv

i thought everyone knew that
4:04 PM
me: It all fits when I think about it
4:06 PM
K: i've heard stories in teh past
the whole pop movement in britain was basically a way for jewish poofters to groom young boys
4:08 PM
me: That's what the article said too!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I think that's pretty conclusive

 

[Milker]

old hat but...yeah

Apparently, this was actually recorded during the last series of "Have I Got
News For You" when Jimmy Saville was a guest on Paul Merton's team.
Incredibly, it didn't make our screens. (It seems that Mr. Merton doesn't
like Mr. Saville very much)

Out-take 3:09'36
During the headline round:
DEAYTON: You used to be a wrestler didn't you?
SAVILLE: I still am.
DEAYTON: Are you?
SAVILLE: I'm feared in every girls' school in the country.
(Audience laugh)
DEAYTON: Yeah, I've heard about that.
SAVILLE: What have you heard?
DEAYTON: I've...
MERTON: Something about a cunt with a rancid, pus-filled cock.
(Huge audience laugh; Awkward pause)
SAVILLE: I advise you to wash your mouth out, my friend...
MERTON: That's what she had to do! (Audience laughs)
HISLOP: Weren't you leaving money in phone boxes or something?
(Saville glares at him) Or have I got completely the wrong end of the...
SAVILLE: (To Deayton, heavily) The question you asked was about wrestling.
DEAYTON: Yes. And then you mentioned girls' schools. I don't know whe...
SAVILLE: Well I understood this was a comedy programme. I realise now how wrong I was. (Audience laugh)
DEAYTON: So were you a professional wrestler?
SAVILLE: Yes I was.
DEAYTON: (To audience) Glad we got that cleared up.(Pulls face; audience giggles)
HISLOP: Feared by every girls' school in the country...
SAVILLE: That's right.
MERTON: Due to having a rancid, pus-filled cock.(Huge audience laugh)
DEAYTON: Erm...
HISLOP: You're on top form tonight, Paul...
SAVILLE: (Strangely) I'm...this is not what I...
FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) OK, do you...(inaudible section)...shall we, for pick-ups...
MERTON: I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me.
SAVILLE: A pus-filled cock, I imagine. (Shocked audience laugh)
MERTON: Oh, it's nice to see you joining in. We'd been waiting for you, you sad senile old shitter. (Audience appears to do double-take)
DEAYTON: I think we...d-d-you you want to apologise to our guest, Paul?
MERTON: Sorry, I do apologise. Sir senile old shitter, is what I meant to say.
(Audience laugh; pause) Sir senile old shitter...who fucks minors.
(Audience unrest)
HISLOP: Sorry, I'm just looking at our lawyer again. (Waves) Hello!
(Audience laughs)
DEAYTON: Shall we get back on course with this, or sha...
SAVILLE: I do fuck miners, that's quite correct. I have always done so. They can do the most wonderful things with cigars. The coal...
MERTON: What, they stick them up your senile, pus-filled arse?
(Audience laughs)
FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV): Come on...I'm getting an ear-bashing here. It's...
MERTON: Oh they want to continue. Sorry, I'll contain myself. Carry on...
DEAYTON: Right (Pause) You used to be a professional wrestler didn't you?
(Huge audience laugh)
SAVILLE: (Calmly) I did.
DEAYTON: You didn't have a nickname or anything?
SAVILLE: Yes - 'Loser'. (Audience laughs)
___________________________________
Out-take 4: 21'20
Following a discussion about caravans:
DEAYTON: Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the...
MERTON: I visited your caravan the other week, Jimmy.
SAVILLE: Did you really?
MERTON: Oh yes. Interesting what you can find, if you have a bit of a poke.
(Audience laugh)
HISLOP: He just told you, it was twelve years ago...
SAVILLE: No, I lived in it for twelve years.
MERTON: And fucked twelve year olds. (Audience laugh)
DEAYTON: Here we go again...I'll be backstage if anyone wants me.
MERTON: (Indicating Saville) That's what you said to the kids on your show, wasn't it?
(Audience laugh)
SAVILLE: No, they never did want me.
HISLOP: Not even Sarah Cornley?
SAVILLE: She was an exception.
DEAYTON: Who's Sarah Cornley?
SAVILLE: Sarah Cornley is...
HISLOP: About fifteen grand in damages, wasn't she?
(Uncertain audience laugh)
SAVILLE: That's right.
HISLOP: So if I was going to mention that you threatened to break her arm if she said anything...
SAVILLE: You'd be very wrong. (Pause) I said I'd break both her arms.
(Audience unease)
MERTON: Fucking hell. I mean, you're just sitting there, all shell suit and cigar wearing those fucking...I don't know what they are.
SAVILLE: Chrome-plated SC-700 sun-visors, these are. Sent to me by...
MERTON: We don't give a shit. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir James Saville OBE. Jim has fixed it for me to have my arms broken. Meet this depressing old fucked up cunt of a fucker on television who's riddled with cancer and fucking pubic lice.
HISLOP: (To lawyer again) Hello! (Audience laughs)
MERTON: Christ, I mean ha ha, big fucking joke - the fucking lawyers are involved, tee hee. It doesn't change anything.
DEAYTON: (Visibly out of character) Do you wanna stop, or...?
MERTON: No I don't fucking want to stop. It's all shit! You'll expect a comedy walkout in a minute, won't you? I mean, big bloody joke - I'm going to quote Shakespeare in a minute, how fucking out of character. And Ian knows about football - oh my fucking sides.
SAVILLE: You've never fucked anyone in your life, boy.
MERTON: Oh fuck off...
FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) ...About five minutes, just to...(Phil Davey enters)
PHIL DAVEY: OK, well top that as they say. You're looking troubled by that, aren't you mate? I tell you, I came back from Amsterdam recently...
RECORDING PLACED ON STAND-BY; CUTS BACK TO CLOSE-UP OF DEAYTON
AWAITING HIS CUE
DEAYTON: OK. Second time lucky. (Pause) Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the New York Times about his relaxed acting style...

 

[Scientician 0.8]

http://www.davidicke.com/headlines/55533-death-of-a-showman-jimmy-saville-1926-2011

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

David Icke. It doesn't get more conclusive than that.


Also, Andy Rooney, US TV guy is dead.

Mickey Rooney, oddly, is still alive.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

old hat but...yeah

wow!

 

[rettucs]

I don't suppose theres video footage of that leaked anywhere?

also, did Jimmy Saville get out a remix of Video Games before he croaked it?

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

he's not a current member, according to wikipedia.

Not now he's not.

 

[xsteox]

shit buzz. i'll never get to see them now

Still playing here, in january.

 

[mark]

surely the decomposition and resulting smell will add to their show.

 

[shower another shower]

From my home town.
James Van Doren
http://gawker.com/5856920/the-man-who-created-vans-shoes-is-dead

 

[pete]

Joe Frazier

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/11/07/sport/joe-frazier-obit/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Philadelphia had a real champion like Frazier and built a statue to a fake one like Rocky.

Fucking white people, man.

 

[Kermit McDermott]

Heavy D

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[Jim A. Morrish]

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2011/11/laura_kennedy_bush_tetras_obituary.php

 

[Jim A. Morrish]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/nov/15/jackie-leven?intcmp=ILCMUSTXT9383