parts of me that go 'click' (1 Viewer)

[c0De_n1NjA]

my word! when you run it must sound like someone having sex with a bag of marbles!

Anal Hygiene used to have a car that rattled "like a skeleton having a wank in a biscuit tin."

 

[La La]

middle of the night calf cramps are so unbelievably painful; mine get so bad i start screaming.
ironically, on the subject of dead arms, i woke up on monday during the night having smashed myself in the face cos i slept with my arm above my head and it went dead. balls.

 

[roxy]

I slept in a top bunk bed until I was about 12. They had no guard thing on the side so a few times I fell out but only woke up when I was half-way to the floor. Then I'd thud on the ground, get up sleepily, and climb back into bed.

Waking up mid-air rules.

 

[theweeyin]

 

[spiritualtramp]

Charley Horse - new phrase of the millennium for me.

About 17 years ago I had a Charlie Brown encyclopedia from the states. The phrase charley horse was mentioned in it so I suspect it is a yank term.

 

[spiritualtramp]

• and the old reliable: me lower back. For best results, upon awakening, lie on left side, bend right leg & fold over left leg until spine cracks. Roll over & repeat with left leg

I tend to stand up, lean to one side with my hands on my hips until my lower back crunches. Truly the most satisfying nise known to man.

Other things that make noise - my left knee. Sometimes it feels dead sore and stiff and I have make stupid looking kicking motions until - relief! It cracks.

 

[Pug]

My ankles are like cement mixers in the morning.

 

[sugar_referee]

charley horse is sometimes used for a dead leg as well, apparently. baffling. fuckers.