Overstepping boundaries? (3 Viewers)

[jane]

I may have posted this already but I've never ever had a problem with continuously and obnoxiously repeating myself.

How do you know when a mechanic has just been with a lady?

One of his fingers is clean.

I hadn't heard/read that one.

It's usually your jokes that cause me to ring Mr Jane at work and go, "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ARE DOING, I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT JOKE I NEED TO TELL YOU. THE BANK CAN WAIT."

 

[jane]

You can get them here you know? I've seen them in Spar, or was it Centra, but they are utterly disgusting.

Hayworth's peanut butter cups absolutely kick ass.

So I missed a party AND Hayworth's peanut butter cups?

Bah. I fell asleep at my desk that evening, by the way. And pretty early.

 

[Squiggle]

So I missed a party AND Hayworth's peanut butter cups?

Bah. I fell asleep at my desk that evening, by the way. And pretty early.

So you didn't get loads of work done after all. See! You should have come to the pub and fallen asleep there instead.

 

[jane]

So you didn't get loads of work done after all. See! You should have come to the pub and fallen asleep there instead.

I know. Poor Mr Jane found me all covered with papers and zonked out, and was giggling under his breath as he sort of guided me into the other room and pulled the duvet over me. How sad my little life has become.

At least I could have fallen asleep in the pub and woken up with a beer mat stuck to my face like a tyrant's moustache. Plus, peanut butter cups!

 

[Squiggle]

I know. Poor Mr Jane found me all covered with papers and zonked out, and was giggling under his breath as he sort of guided me into the other room and pulled the duvet over me. How sad my little life has become.

At least I could have fallen asleep in the pub and woken up with a beer mat stuck to my face like a tyrant's moustache. Plus, peanut butter cups!

Yep, at least you'll know the next time. The peanut butter cups were so good that I got a text from Ernesto on Saturday afternoon thanking me for smuggling one over to him in the Porter House.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

peanut butter and chocolate should NOT be mixed

 

[Lord Damian]

Hayworth, for the love of god, they're talking about cookies and shit. post SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jane]

peanut butter and chocolate should NOT be mixed

Yeah, yeah, Shaney, we hear ya. But you're WRONG.

 

[RSJ]

Last online at half then this morning. She's totally fuckin with us.

 

[Squiggle]

peanut butter and chocolate should NOT be mixed

Ordinarily I would agree with you, but these truly were amazing.

Anyway, don't the rest of you have any work to do, I'm pretty sure that's what Hayworth is up to.

 

[Pantone247]

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[theweeyin]

WTF IS GOING ON?! My working day is over so I need something to keep me going other than fags and gin...

 

[Hector Grey]

this is terrific. so it is.

 

[I Bleed Black]

I haven'y done a stroke today, can't concentrate till i know what happens here first. OK i'm really just a lazy b*stard. Someone wake me when this is over

 

[shower another shower]

Yis all work, yea?
Suckers.

 

[HMD]

are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?















are we?

 

[rettucs]

Ordinarily I would agree with you, but these truly were amazing.

Anyway, don't the rest of you have any work to do, I'm pretty sure that's what Hayworth is up to.

If shes anything like me shes probably not in work. I only thump when I'm meant to be working.

 

[Bladez]

Now this is exactly the reason I gave up the internet.....

...oh wait....

 

[broken arm]

can someone explain, in one word, what is going on here?

 

[Vinnie]

can someone explain, in one word, what is going on here?

Godot