No arms, no bikkies (1 Viewer)

[Buzzo]

Fakearms notice:

Fakearms @Molloys, Christchurch
Thursday nights
Free in, cheap booze


A decision by the Fakearms board of management, and passed by the executive committee of Fakearms, has been made to postpone putting on any more live acts until the end of the month when everyone gets paid and goes back on the booze.

So for the next two weeks we will playing lots and lots of records.

By the by, anyone interested in playing a live show or who wants to play records (or who knows anyone who would), do get in touch.

 

[frambosenshmak]

now miss aoifed just 'cos you're off the booze does that mean the rest of us non paying punters have to suffer without live music...

we're still drinking....actually i'm drinking right now through a straw so i dont have to stop typing, ingenious i know but hei when you have a habit as long as a giraffes neck you value quantity over quality.

i'll be sending the live music police to fakearms if the situation doesnt improve.

ps... i think those del9 ijits have just remembered its not christmas anymore and are scowering the back alley of supermacs for some live talent before their first forray into the new year.....isnt this the chinese year of the grape?

 

[frambosenshmak]

oh....i know what will keep me suitably entertained without live music, delboys new haircut.

"streamlined for extra mobility delboy has moved into 2003 looking to send shockwaves through the fakearms fraternity with his post rock post modern moptop. the haircut of a indie mankid with a purpose, his unique bonce bouquet is singled out by a centralised tuft of hair that was intentionally left longer to act as an aerofoil to cut through crowded venues with ease"
-Toni ( quote taken from toni & guys monthly newsletter)

 

[Buzzo]

Originally posted by frambosenshmak
oh....i know what will keep me suitably entertained without live music, delboys new haircut.

We can also keep a close eye on John and the Uptown Raquet Clubs 2003 look while we're waiting for a live act to show up.




who's Delboy?Who am I? Are those my feet?

 

[Buzzo]

Originally posted by frambosenshmak
now miss aoifed just 'cos you're off the booze does that mean the rest of us non paying punters have to suffer without live music...

ps... i think those del9 ijits have just remembered its not christmas anymore and are scowering the back alley of supermacs for some live talent before their first forray into the new year.....isnt this the chinese year of the grape?

Your first 9-bar forray in Molloys looks like it's going to be furnished with a live act of the highest calibre... so stop scrounging in dustbins (or was that just an excuse?)

Oh yeah...arf arf.... Fakearms and Dave 'Sugar Club' Hag are going splits on a 9-bar this month....geddit....geddit?

I'll get me coat, again.

 

[del boy]

!baggyyyy !baggyyyy

only slightly less amusing than the dome esque barnet of wigger fro fluff than sits on top of your big noggen...

Back of the net.

 

[Buzzo]

Inspector Aoife rides again: Delboy is the one who was once 'crusty cool' but now wears shirts to match his new 'do', and claims he's been wearing the shirts all along, but nobody noticed because of his hair. Am I wrong?

 

[del boy]

Inspector Aoife, your off the case.
Not a bloody clue eh?

 

[Buzzo]

That was just to put you off track, I know who you are and where you live. Well, I know where you live anyway. Corey?

Fakearms was just lovely last night, although the pain of no booze is getting less bearable each week. Thanks anyone who came down.

Who is it? Come on, tell me.

 

[#10-7]

its not me, if its any consolation...

 

[del boy]

You get one more guess Inspector Aoife, then you have to hang up your detective pipe.

One shot, one chance, Make it count.
Like yr man on the cinemas

 

[Buzzo]

Just bumping this up the top to remind everyone that

Fakearms is deadly,
It's full of cheap beer,
With lovely music
To tickle your ear.

Fakearms is brilliant-
It's full of hot chicks*
If I'm anything to go by,
You'll be stroking your aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Sorry, a little crude I know. so box me. so what.
SOmeone give me something better to do with my time.


Delboy if you're the Bean, you're a liar and you don't live in Marino and I am a brilliant detective.
If you're not, Ill just have to ask someone, which I keep forgetting to do.

* It's also full of tasty boys, but that's not going to sell to a testosterone fulled bulletin board now is it?

 

[Speed Racer]

So this Fakearms thing is free right? .......Hmmmmmmm
And I can have beer?
.........Hmmmmmmmm

And its Free?
.......ok, the thing is I've never been to Molloys. Is it on the corner across the road from Christchurch?

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by Speed Racer
So this Fakearms thing is free right? .......Hmmmmmmm
And I can have beer?
.........Hmmmmmmmm

And its Free?
.......ok, the thing is I've never been to Molloys. Is it on the corner across the road from Christchurch?

sorry. you're not invited.

sorry.

policy.

not my fault.

rules.

 

[Speed Racer]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
sorry. you're not invited.

sorry.

policy.

not my fault.

rules.

Thats not wot yer Ma said. Actually she screamed "I don't care about the rules. Take me!"




Wha wha wha

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by Speed Racer
Thats not wot yer Ma said. Actually she screamed "I don't care about the rules. Take me!"




Wha wha wha

i have never been more serious in my life.

 

[Speed Racer]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
i have never been more serious in my life.

Wuff! Wuff! Wuff! Wuff! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Wuff! Wuff! Grrrrrrrrrrr! Wuff! Wuff!Wuff! Wuff!Wuff! Wuff!Wuff! Wuff! [pant, pant}

!baggyyyy

 

[Hector Grey]

you're a rick dees in a spalding gray world....

 

[dubh in seattle]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
you're a rick dees in a spalding gray world....

ooh! can I be the Hunter S. Thompson at the pioneers meeting?

 

[Hector Grey]

of course you can.
i'll be linda carter in a linda martins world.