Nitelinks of Death (1 Viewer)

[zebra heart attack]

Just a word of warning for you party animals. Thursday's Nighlink service seems to have been knocked back to two a night (12:30, 2:00) on most lines.

This is pretty shit. Can't wait till I move closer to town.

 

[oh shit]

seriously aron, get yourself a chopper

 

[zebra heart attack]

seriously aron, get yourself a chopper

this would probably be more handy on the nightlink.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

whats a nitelink?

 

[zebra heart attack]

the dublin bus night service. not as fun as the dublin bus ghost bus, but more functional.

 

[Buddhapadge]

The only ghosts you see on the Nitelink are of the live, drug-addicted type.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

the dublin bus night service. not as fun as the dublin bus ghost bus, but more functional.

aw right, sorry, not from the pale. good crack are they??

 

[cookiemonster]

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Dublin Bus, the meaning of pain
The way that they want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Junkies that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your money's worth
Human mice, for the Nitelink of death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Nitelink of death
Bus trip to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, bus driver of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood
​

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

dont you mean shitelinks? or is that a different service?

 

[rampz]

nothin worse than puking on the nitelink. beer + iskanders = total mortification. thats why i moved into town.

 

[tripoli]

drink-link. another piss poor service from dublin bus

 

[das funkinstein]

Dublin Bus, the meaning of pain
The way that they want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Junkies that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your money's worth
Human mice, for the Nitelink of death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Nitelink of death
Bus trip to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, bus driver of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood
​

wow i didnt think it was possible to cross slayer with dublin bus...|..|.|..|.|..|

 

[roxy]

The saddest thing about the nitelink is the blokes who use it as a last ditch attempt to get a shag that night. Random bloke finds random unaccompanied girl.

He tries the "I'm still kinda pissed, I'm in a very amiable mood and I'm just the best bloke on this whole bus, or indeed, on Earth.

Cue lots of only-funny-when-drunk conversation tactics. Perhaps a populist philosophical question thrown in, or if the girl ain't so bright, a question about kebabs. Eventually, the bus is creeping along in deepest suburbia. Sensing his lay may be lost at any given moment, he goes for it...

"Sooo, where you gettin off?"

"Eh, right here... can I get by? *slap*".

Ah well.

Forlorn, Random Bloke starts wanking where he's sitting.


Wanking on the bus is bad enough - but they always try to catch your eye while they're at it.

 

[superman]

you're my hero! you deserve a medal for that

Dublin Bus, the meaning of pain
The way that they want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Junkies that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your money's worth
Human mice, for the Nitelink of death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Nitelink of death
Bus trip to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, bus driver of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood

​

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i haven't been on a nightlink in years
only poor people use that nonsense

 

[Deleted member 3435]

The saddest thing about the nitelink is the blokes who use it as a last ditch attempt to get a shag that night. Random bloke finds random unaccompanied girl.

how about this classic nite link conversation (which i think i've posted before)

here gimme a shot of your gee

no response

giz a shot of your gee will ya?

no response

here mister will you tell your bird to giz a shot of her gee?

fuck off you.

 

[It Will Never Last]

The saddest thing about the nitelink is the blokes who use it as a last ditch attempt to get a shag that night. Random bloke finds random unaccompanied girl.

He tries the "I'm still kinda pissed, I'm in a very amiable mood and I'm just the best bloke on this whole bus, or indeed, on Earth.

Cue lots of only-funny-when-drunk conversation tactics. Perhaps a populist philosophical question thrown in, or if the girl ain't so bright, a question about kebabs. Eventually, the bus is creeping along in deepest suburbia. Sensing his lay may be lost at any given moment, he goes for it...

"Sooo, where you gettin off?"

"Eh, right here... can I get by? *slap*".

Ah well.

Forlorn, Random Bloke starts wanking where he's sitting.


Wanking on the bus is bad enough - but they always try to catch your eye while they're at it.

Fuck. Snared.

Sorry Rox.

 

[Corey]

Wanking on the bus is bad enough - but they always try to catch your eye while they're at it.

HohJesus. Whats good for getting coffee off monitors?

 

[It Will Never Last]

HohJesus. Whats good for getting coffee off monitors?

Semen? Just don't look Roxy in the eye.