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[Ex-User (250)]

Ah a while back damo. It felt way better. My first bj was crap, WAAAAY too much teeth. gloiven!

dogs are pets, no grilfriends. fuggin eeegid.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

aw thanks. the cock's grand tho, they tell you that pretty quicksharp.
it's the old HIV/syphillis/general bloodtest that takes a while.
i'm quietly confident.
no reason not to be, you understand.

then why'd you take the test? find someone you can imagine a future with?

oh man, what an outlook on life... tut tut tut.

 

[oh shit]

then why'd you take the test? find someone you can imagine a future with?

oh man, what an outlook on life... tut tut tut.

i'm a sado-masochist, hag. best wank i ever had. stingy.

 

[Cormcolash]

Anyone fancing having a no-wanking competition like in Seinfeld, £20 (sterling) per person?

Yeah I'm out.

 

[Wavioli]

dogs are pets, no grilfriends. fuggin eeegid.

oh hi hag. Id forgotten about you...

ps. whats a grilfriend? Is that a new contraption from that Foreman fella?

 

[Stan Bowles]

Anyone fancing having a no-wanking competition like in Seinfeld, £20 (sterling) per person?

Yeah I'm out.

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