New Album (3 Viewers)

[tripoli]

Maybe if you were nicer and showed a little more respect to one another your bands might do better.

I know a girl who had mucho respect for you paddy until you told her to fuck off after a gig when she asked you to sign a photo.

Your a disgrace.

 

[classic seanc]

Hi Guys,
This is what im talking about begrugery just because i have a album deal and a couple of famous songs you think its ok to have a go at me im just doing my thing as you all are too and you think you would have some respect for everyone and treat everyone the same but no you dont, you all seem to have a big chip on your shoulders because your bands are not doing as well in the industry as i am its a real shame, isnt respect part of this industry i have got very little respect from most of the people here. Maybe if you were nicer and showed a little more respect to one another your bands might do better. I have shown the utmost respect for you and your bands even though some of the people who post here are in terrible bands and shouldnt be allowed to hold a guitar, but that is neither here nor there. To George you seem real nice guy and your band sound very intresting i dont listen to much modren music as im too busy with writing my own songs but if i ever get the chance to see you i will but tonight is no good for me. I wish all the bands here the best of luck in the future and i hope you find what you are looking for.
Thanks Paddy

You comin' to Whelan's later?

 

[Nate Champion]

Paddy Casey once asked an underage girl to have sex with him in the jacks in the Stables in Mullingar. No, he wasn't in the jacks when he asked her.

Rotter.

 

[Gorge McFly]

Dear Paddy, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your water?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Saint Paddy
I read about your dwarfism too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Glen
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with JackL too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Dara

Dear Paddy, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Dymphna
That's my little sister man, she's only sixteen years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like her fuckin idol
She wants to be just like you man, she likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Whelan's - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and canonise her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My manager's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you Paddy, no one does
He don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Dara -- P.S.
We should do a duet together too

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my new album I'm sending you, It's great I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the N7
Hey Paddy, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued my career from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a plug on The Den
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you PAddy, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Paddy; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Paddy, that's JackL screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit his throat, I just played her my new album, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?


Dear Dara, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter Paddy
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Sailors cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Dara, I think you need some counseling
to help your career from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to sing together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your manager need each other
or maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you release another album, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Dara
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had JackL in the trunk, and he was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape of Dara's new album, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

did any one actually bother to read this rambeling rhyming pile of shite that some one with way way way too much time on their hands wrote i feel asleep just looking at it, but im awake now and i know next time i cant sleep i will open up my Dumped page and read this sorry excuse for a piece of writing. a simple fuck you would have sufficied instead of the book of kells we have here i myself am starting to ramble on so im goin to tell myself to shut the fuck up

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

i heard that paddy walked into mcullough piggots whilst smoking a few years ago and when told that he couldnt smoke in the shop said to the shop assistant "do you know who i am"

also i spotted paddy at the lexlip summer festival. i was pushing a pram past the carousel and im 110& sure it was paddy.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

Never met me? Charming. Creamfields 2001? I used a cubicle after you and found your Miraculous medal and ran after you and gave it to you...? Ring any bells...?

Or how about when you were playing in tower records last year? I got you to sign a copy of one of my albums? "hey dara, from one musician to another, love and peace, paddy"

Never met me indeed!

D.

hahahahahaha

oh how i love this thread!

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[Flux]

Pad and Dec used to throw orgies every Friday night at their gaff in Palmerstown. A few nurses my missus works with used get taxis out there after Whelans...Ollie Cole would hide behind the curtains with a mini-dv cam, munching on bananas and humming Mic Christopher's "Heydey"..

 

[BluSonic]

do you still get ignored in the county bar?

 

[Donkey OJ]

did any one actually bother to read this rambeling rhyming pile of shite that some one with way way way too much time on their hands wrote i feel asleep just looking at it, but im awake now and i know next time i cant sleep i will open up my Dumped page and read this sorry excuse for a piece of writing. a simple fuck you would have sufficied instead of the book of kells we have here i myself am starting to ramble on so im goin to tell myself to shut the fuck up

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[ernesto]

do you still get ignored in the county bar?

haha. practisin there tonight.

venue/old mans pub/practise room. best place on earth if only there was women there too

 

[Gorge McFly]

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YAWN!zedi dont even get what you mean.....plank a piece of wood a four by 10 two bits of wood on a bench with a nail on them. do you work in wood work ? and accidentally pasted some wood porn on to the page ?

 

[Paddy Casey]

Hi Guys,
Hope you all had a good weekend and your gigs went well, i wrote a new song which i am very happy with, its no saints and sinners mind you but i'd say it will be played in a few spars. I felt so happy this weekend with the lovely weather and all the happiness around me it surley is a joy to be alive.

Thanks Paddy.

 

[Thebeard]

nice one pads, any chance of a preview of lyrics or somethin?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Summer brings me joy alright.

 

[krystal]

according to the graf in the ladies in whelo's, paddy is rapid in the sack. I find this hard to believe, but perhaps the man himself could give us a run down of his bedroom tips n tricks?

 

[Paddy Casey]

nice one pads, any chance of a preview of lyrics or somethin?

Hi Morg,

Im sorry i cant share any lyrics with you as the song isnt finished yet and also i am worried someone might rob them like glen hansard did, but as soon as they are copywrited i will put them up.
Thanks Paddy

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

according to the graf in the ladies in whelo's, paddy is rapid in the sack. I find this hard to believe, but perhaps the man himself could give us a run down of his bedroom tips n tricks?

I'd imagine the first step was to cut out the breakfast bacardi breezers and get that jaundice cleared up.

 

[krystal]

Probably. Also taking a shower and washing out the perming lotion would have been a help too.

And not singing in any womans presence.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Probably. Also taking a shower and washing out the perming lotion would have been a help too.

Well as we all know, its difficult to shower with a few bacardi breezers without takin a slug of radox by accident.

 

[classic seanc]

according to the graf in the ladies in whelo's, paddy is rapid in the sack. I find this hard to believe, but perhaps the man himself could give us a run down of his bedroom tips n tricks?

*Paddy Casey story*

"Smell that..............That's the smell of a Rock Star"

This is reputed to be some of mr Casey's pillow talk. He was pointing toward his armpit.

There's a band I know who are currently working on a tune called "Hey Man, Paddy Casey just met my ex-girlfriend right in front of me", based on actual events.