New Album (2 Viewers)

[george mcfly]

Hi Gorge,
This is the stupidiest thing i have ever read and totally untrue, you should get a job or something that will get you out of the house good luck to you and i hope you are feeling better soon.
Thanks Paddy

Paddy are you comin to the gig later in the village (next door to whelans)?

 

[Paddy Casey]

Paddy are you comin to the gig later in the village (next door to whelans)?

Hi George,
No i will not after what youve written about me.
Thanks Paddy

 

[george mcfly]

Hi George,
No i will not after what youve written about me.
Thanks Paddy

Paddy that's an imposter
i think he's trying to ruin my reputation on this messageboard or something..

 

[Paddy Casey]

Paddy are you comin to the gig later in the village (next door to whelans)?

Hi George,
Sorry i thought you were the other george its getting very confusing with all the people my little head is starting to hurt. Whats your bands name?
thanks Paddy

 

[george mcfly]

Hi George,
Sorry i thought you were the other george its getting very confusing with all the people my little head is starting to hurt. Whats your bands name?
thanks Paddy

we're called The Betamax Format we use keyboards like new bands like The Killers and The Bravery ya know?
but at the heart of each song is a troubled soul and the strum of an acoustic guitar..in the mind's eye if you will

 

[Paddy Casey]

we're called The Betamax Format we use keyboards like new bands like The Killers and The Bravery ya know?
but at the heart of each song is the strum of an acoustic guitar..in the mind's eye if you will

Hi George,
I heard your band split up not to worry you will get over it.
Thanks Paddy

 

[george mcfly]

Hi George,
I heard your band split up not to worry you will get over it.
Thanks Paddy

hey no fear there Paddy it's just someone trying to mess with everyones head!

 

[Gorge McFly]

we're called The Betamax Format we use keyboards like new bands like The Killers and The Bravery ya know?
but at the heart of each song is a troubled soul and the strum of an acoustic guitar..in the mind's eye if you will

more like the fuckin japs eye with tears of the mother of christ weepin out of the solitary slit

 

[Paddy Casey]

hey no fear there Paddy it's just someone trying to mess with everyones head!

Hi George,
Ah thats good that youre band has not split up, im afraid i cannot make it tonight as my hair need to be permed some more my head is very small and is mostly hair, sorry i cannot attend but good luck in youre indevors in the music industry i shall offer any advice i can.
Thanks Paddy

 

[Gorge McFly]

Paddy are you comin to the gig later in the village (next door to whelans)?

Can i come?

 

[george mcfly]

Can i come?

will you give me a handjob?

 

[Gorge McFly]

will you give me a handjob?

we can give each other hand jobs i will bring the moistuizer and the lipstick what a bizarre night it will be the 2 of lookin the same pullin each other off
heaven:heart:

 

[ernesto]

sheeeesh. thats harsh. Not EVERYONE likes iPods you know...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lefty Frizzell again.

 

[MrT]

Welcome to thumped paddy!
Infact..welcome to the internet.

This is terrible i come on here to this thumped to share as i had heard that there was a bunch of cool people here, but instead i get abuse this i repulsive i would support your bands, you will never get anywhere in this industry by being rude, no wonder the bands here go no where.
Thanks Paddy

 

[MrT]

I buy all my music in spar. Great selection.

jesus dude, take it easy, the reason why bands get "anywhere" in this country is because the people who buy them are sheep and will listen to whatever the likes of spar or any other shit medium that is rammed down their throat will play. just because a band dont have their music in spar doesnt mean they are going nowhere. man, how unprofessional are you. go back to spar!

 

[tripoli]

Paddy Greasy.

 

[george mcfly]

Paddy Greasy.

that's enough now

 

[Gorge McFly]

fuck paddy casey and his shitty wanky songs

 

[Paddy Casey]

Hi Guys,
This is what im talking about begrugery just because i have a album deal and a couple of famous songs you think its ok to have a go at me im just doing my thing as you all are too and you think you would have some respect for everyone and treat everyone the same but no you dont, you all seem to have a big chip on your shoulders because your bands are not doing as well in the industry as i am its a real shame, isnt respect part of this industry i have got very little respect from most of the people here. Maybe if you were nicer and showed a little more respect to one another your bands might do better. I have shown the utmost respect for you and your bands even though some of the people who post here are in terrible bands and shouldnt be allowed to hold a guitar, but that is neither here nor there. To George you seem real nice guy and your band sound very intresting i dont listen to much modren music as im too busy with writing my own songs but if i ever get the chance to see you i will but tonight is no good for me. I wish all the bands here the best of luck in the future and i hope you find what you are looking for.
Thanks Paddy

 

[Donkey OJ]

Never met me? Charming. Creamfields 2001? I used a cubicle after you and found your Miraculous medal and ran after you and gave it to you...? Ring any bells...?

Or how about when you were playing in tower records last year? I got you to sign a copy of one of my albums? "hey dara, from one musician to another, love and peace, paddy"

Never met me indeed!

D.

Dear Paddy, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your water?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Saint Paddy
I read about your dwarfism too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Glen
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with JackL too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Dara

Dear Paddy, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Dymphna
That's my little sister man, she's only sixteen years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like her fuckin idol
She wants to be just like you man, she likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Whelan's - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and canonise her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My manager's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you Paddy, no one does
He don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Dara -- P.S.
We should do a duet together too

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my new album I'm sending you, It's great I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the N7
Hey Paddy, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued my career from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a plug on The Den
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you PAddy, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Paddy; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Paddy, that's JackL screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit his throat, I just played her my new album, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?


Dear Dara, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter Paddy
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Sailors cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Dara, I think you need some counseling
to help your career from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to sing together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your manager need each other
or maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you release another album, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Dara
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had JackL in the trunk, and he was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape of Dara's new album, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!