My leg is falling asleep (1 Viewer)

[classic seanc]

I couldn't move it in an up and down way for a minute there. It stayed numb until I started moving it from side to side and something cracked in my ankle and the feeling started to come back.


Am I old aged and going to die now?

 

[ratmonkey]

Quite likely.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

goodbye legs,its been the best

 

[classic seanc]

Ok.

What should I do now?

Will I still be able to make love?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

probably gonna be paralysed from the waist down shortly,id get off the internet right now, run out the door and start courting comely lasses.

 

[classic seanc]

I can't run out the door, my legs don't work.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

I can't run out the door, my legs don't work.

oh yeah forgot about that...on the blower to some home `massage` service then i guess.

 

[ICUH8N]

roll on the good times.

 

[Chad]

happy ending?

 

[classic seanc]

Well, I'm still here. Porco Dio, my getaway pegs are missing. I can see them, and touch them, but I cannot feel them y'know?
Now I will never learn the mysteries of the dance.

 

[RSJ]

Set an alarm to wake it. It'll probably hit snooze a few times but once it realises it's late, it'll be up fairly quickly.

 

[ernesto]

dont take it to court. you wont have a leg to stand on

 

[theweeyin]

Ok.

What should I do now?

Will I be able to make love?

Not if you couldnt do it in the first place

 

[classic seanc]

Not if you couldnt do it in the first place

no, I could. I was deadly at it. I'll need to be able to say I can do that on my cv. Shit like that is important like.


My leg is working again for the moment. I hope it's alright.