musicky jokes (1 Viewer)

[egg_]

The stages of a musician's life

I skipped steps 2, 3 and 4

 

[Professor O'Rye]

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?
A Chopin Liszt.

lolz

 

[Goodbye]

bah bum tish

 

[Unclealo]

*Some joke about a bass player being unable to open a car door*

*Some joke about a singer hitting his head off of a door 'cos he never comes in on time*

 

[brannett]

"have ya ever heard of the frames?"

-"yeah i saw em once supporting the doors"

sorry

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Q.why was mozart deaf?
A. i don't know. i know absolutely nothing about him.
ha hahahah ah ah ha ha...

 

[Unknown Convict]

http://www.drumjokes.com/

 

[Mitchum]

What is Hansel & Gretel's favourite post-rock band?



And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Bread

 

[Lolo]

What was Marvin Gaye's last hit?

I think it was Sexual Healing.

Don't geddit.

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

from todays popbitch:

Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?


























A: Dr Dre.

 

[Professor O'Rye]

Q.why was mozart deaf?
A. i don't know. i know absolutely nothing about him.
ha hahahah ah ah ha ha...

He had A Minor affliction.

 

[corksongs]

did you hear about the CIE vehicle that has a driver that raps all his conversations with customers?

it's the BusThat Rhymes!

boom boom

 

[David Kronenbourg]

i had lunch with john lennon the other day
he ordered the cold turkey salad!

christ that was shit

 

[corksongs]

which midget pop star do CSI always look for to play their staff parties?

PRINCE!


Boom Boom

 

[Professor O'Rye]

What do you call a musical pirate wot makes sex tapes?

Argh Kelly.

 

[corksongs]

what do you get if you cross a latino pop diva with a minnesota morman three piece band?

j-low

boom boom

 

[corksongs]

what happens if you use a thermometer to start an engine?

you get mercury rev!

boom boom

 

[sleepy]

What do you call a Dublin singer/songwriter who breaks up with his girlfriend?

.

David Kitt

 

[Froog]

bono and ham sandwich race off a cliff, who wins?











society.

 

[lympog]

bono and ham sandwich race off a cliff, who wins?











society.

39 posts for a ham sandwich joke!! we have a new record...