MUSICIANS OF THUMPED HOW OFTEN DOES BONO TEXT YOU? (1 Viewer)

[cephalopod]

Bono doesn't have a phone. He just talks, and people like hear

 

[MDR]

Bono texted me this:

"Just texted glen by accident - now it's all over the papers. I've no credit so i can't ring the papers to set the record straight. Pl tell jackie hayden."

 

[La La]

this one time i erased world debt all by myself, and then the next day bono texted me saying "WELL HOLD ME, THRILL ME, KISS ME, KILL ME. YOU BITCH. NOW I LOOK BAD. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ME I'LL BE SITTING UNDER THE JOSHUA TREE IN MY BACK GARDEN WILDLY STABBING AT THE VOODOO DOLL I HAVE OF YOU. PS KOFI ANNAN LIKES ME BETTER THAN YOU. BONO"


how rude!!!

 

[cephalopod]

Bono dumped me by text message

tough break

I shagged Gavin Friday for revenge

 

[east hastings]

Bono sends me bebo messages on his phone

 

[Jerry Twig]

He only went and and gave Glen my number, as if Gavin buzzing me for pints in Renards every Thursday night isn't bad enough.

'Whelans Friday yeah? wll brng the GONG lol!! gln'

 

[coast to coast]

I had to text "Stop" to him.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I got a "Don't forget this Sunday is Mother's Day, you muthas" this morning which I realised was a group text but was still kinda grateful for the heads up.


I have him in my phone as 'Homo', which never really gets old.

 

[Pantone247]

"IN STUDIO. EDGE DOIN MORE WAKA WAKA GITAR. RLY BORIN!!! WOT U AT?"

 

[Mitchum]

Bono never texts me but if He did I'd ask Him why bad stuff can happen to good people.

 

[Pantone247]

Bono never texts me but if He did I'd ask Him why bad stuff can happen to good people.

"MTCHM: ITZ ALRITE, ITZ ALRIT, ITZ ALLLRITE, HE MOVES IN MYSTERIES WAYZ 8)"

 

[rettucs]

What network is bono on? Does he have free texts for life on O2

MELODY DAY!!

meteor. He won free texts for life when he got the best newcomer award in 1977. The coverage ain't so good in ballymun south, which is why he moved out to Killiney

 

[Pantone247]

IT'S FOR YOU-HOO!!!

 

[Pantone247]

course you know when you get a text from Bono, it's not actually Bono texting you... he has a team of drab middle aged men who follow him around writing and sending texts for him...

 

[east hastings]

he sends me lucy pinder and michelle marsh wallpapers once a week

 

[Unclealo]

I'd love to get a text off of the Chieftains. How cool would that be?

 

[Goodbye]

I got a picture message the other day but I ignored it, I was pissed off cos it turned out it was from robin williams.

 

[Pedronimus]

course you know when you get a text from Bono, it's not actually Bono texting you... he has a team of drab middle aged men who follow him around writing and sending texts for him...

I wouldn't call Quentin Tarrantino and Jimmy Page drab.

 

[timbot]

He keeps texting me looking for his hat back.

 

[IcaruS]

Less than he used to, actually...