Mr Perfect (1 Viewer)

[Ed]

He's dead, bad badness

 

[cuntface]

Originally posted by Ed
He's dead, grim

he looks like someone billy would like to be some day!

 

[Ed]

everyone wants to be like mr perfect some day

 

[madouva]

LITA

Has anyone seen the Lita video?
I am in two minds.

 

[Ed]

Re: LITA

Originally posted by madouva
Has anyone seen the Lita video?
I am in two minds.

Explain. And do it quickly or i'll flick your ears on thursday

 

[madouva]

Lita

I got it as a present for my wrestling-obsessed recently-birthday-ed brother. It's Lita's *ahem* rise to the rank of legend in the then WWF.

She travelled to Mexico to wrestle with gimps in masks, met Essa Rios, and they (she) managed to wangle their (her) way into Vince's happy family. Essa got left out, Lita *soared*.

She is fierce athletic, and a great wrestler and that, and her rags to riches tale is *touching*.

Except there's a whole section at the end that should have had a title: "Wank Fodder".

Shall I reserve you a copy then, Ed?

 

[Ed]

*in my best 70's blackploitation movie voice* Awwwwwwwww Yeah!

 

[madouva]

Ed.
Do you not think there's something a bit disturbing about most of the burds in the wrestling, like?

I've spent ages trying to figure out if Chyna is a girl who wants to be a boy, or the other way around.

 

[Beanstalk]

Where did you hear this news?


Surely its not another celebrity death rumor...like MacGyver/Mr T etc.

 

[Ed]

Originally posted by madouva
Ed.
Do you not think there's something a bit disturbing about most of the burds in the wrestling, like?

I've spent ages trying to figure out if Chyna is a girl who wants to be a boy, or the other way around.

most of the burds in wrestling look like porn stars to be fair. Chyna was just one of those creepy body building womens

 

[Ed]

Originally posted by Beanstalk
Where did you hear this news?


Surely its not another celebrity death rumor...like MacGyver/Mr T etc.

It's up on the wwe site, he was found dead in his hotel room in florida

 

[madouva]

uh oh

I didn't even notice your "he's dead" comment.
Lordy.

 

[the66electric]

Mr. Perfect prefers to be known as Kurt Henning.

 

[Beanstalk]

Originally posted by the66electric
Mr. Perfect prefers to be known as Kurt Henning.

I wonder will "Mr. Perfect" appear on his gravestone?

 

[the66electric]

The only fitting memorial would be an artists impression etched into the granite of Kurt giving the 'perfect-plex' to Barry Horowitz.

 

[humanpunk]

nice idea 66.kinda sad.he was never one of my favs but i'll always remember his match with Bret Hart at summerslam91.amazing.there's been way too many wrestlers dying lately.

 

[madouva]

hall of shame

So which ones are dead so far?

Eoin Hart
(I know, I know: it's Owen, but I thought it quite funny to have a wrestler named Eoin).
André The Giant
(ho hum)
Mr. Perfect
help me out...

 

[humanpunk]

Davey Boy Smith (The British Bulldog) died not so long ago.Rick Rude also gone.Bret Hart could be dead, he had a stroke last year and is still recovering.

 

[madouva]

WHAT???
Ravishing Rick Rude is brown?

When / how did that happen?

 

[pete]

Yokozuna died of a heart attack in a london hotel room.... i think The Texas Tornado shot himself in a dodgy motel... dunno what killed his 3 brothers.

And while he wasn't a wrestler, let us not forget poor Al Wilson.