Miss Universe Ireland (2 Viewers)

[jane]

It's all fucking space humans!

Also, Brendan O'Connor as chief thigh-rubber.

"All the girls have lovely bottoms."

Who are these hosts? Who did the background music? Because it sounds like crazy bananas, and I don't mean in a good way? Why am I watching this? Don't answer that, okay? Just someone please watch this with me because it's making me feel really ashamed. Why do they all look like dunderhead Thunderbirds?

What I think would be really funny is if like a giant paw came into the frame and it was a cat, and it went "SWEEEEOOOOOP" and it was like, "Shit! They're onto us!" and it turned out that, as we suspected, it was a diorama all along.

What the fuck is this dance routine thing? JAYSIS.

 

[jane]

Are those my feet?

 

[ernesto]

turn off the tv woman.
TURN IT OFF!



not having a tv again rules!

 

[jane]

It's really upsetting. It's like I have to get the rest of the scab off even though I know the reason it's stubborn is that it's not ready and it's gonna hurt and it's gonna bleed, too.

Who the fuck is doing the announcing for this? It's really bitchy, but not in a funny way. Like, "And next up, here's another skinny bitch that I hate because she's skinny." And I can't tell them apart anyway, except that most of them are trying to be fierce but just look really fucking mean.

I CAN'T TURN IT OFF, ERNESTO.

I wish you could suffer along with me, but you being far away and having no tv doesn't fucking help.

ANYONE? SOMEONE?

 

[jane]

I think it could possibly be Amanda Brunker, and it seems they still haven't got the fucking dosage right.

 

[pete]

 

[jane]

This has to be the worst thing I've ever seen. I had to change the channel because they had some singer who couldn't hit the notes and it was painful.

I think this has the lowest production values of any show ever on Irish television. It looks like cheap porn.

 

[killy kill]

"unshapely gams" wow

 

[Gambra]

turn off the tv woman.
TURN IT OFF!



not having a tv again rules!

Speaking of tv, is that you in the Permenant TSB ad doing the rounds at the moment??

 

[La La]

This has to be the worst thing I've ever seen. I had to change the channel because they had some singer who couldn't hit the notes and it was painful.

I think this has the lowest production values of any show ever on Irish television. It looks like cheap porn.

i saw the last five minutes where they announced the winner (who was as much of a ditz as the show could hope for)

WHAT WAS WITH THE 'ANTICIPATION' MUSIC????????!!!!!!


wrong! could they not have taken a leaf out of the weakest link's book or seomthing?

awful production. awful show. awful idea for me watching the end of it.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I'm gonna be honest


I learnt that this existed from this thread

 

[jane]

i saw the last five minutes where they announced the winner (who was as much of a ditz as the show could hope for)

WHAT WAS WITH THE 'ANTICIPATION' MUSIC????????!!!!!!


wrong! could they not have taken a leaf out of the weakest link's book or seomthing?

awful production. awful show. awful idea for me watching the end of it.

Dude, they played that music through the whole thing! It was boring as fuck, and the production was so amateurish that I can't believe it was even put on television -- it looked like a media studies project with porno cameras.

They made Miss South Carolina look like a fucking rocket scientist. Fucking the ones who made the 'cut' were the ones whose hobbiest were shit like 'going to the gym and shopping', and unfortunately, the ones who wanted 'world peace' and to 'go to awfica to help the disimbantaged' didn't make it.

Most amazing of all (apart from the fact that I fucking had it on at all) was that it was obviously a flop, and had no fucking money. So in a way, it's a victory for the universe. And the transition-year production crew still has a long way to go.

 

[jane]

I'm gonna be honest


I learnt that this existed from this thread

I won't even tell you how I found out about it. But it wasn't something I chose to know, and I think it pushed some valuable information out of my brain.

 

[wageslave]

I just saw the very end. Which might be a good thing.

Did they nick the good bits of that tune from 'it's raining men' and then just add in some shite bits?

 

[jane]

I just saw the very end. Which might be a good thing.

Did they nick the good bits of that tune from 'it's raining men' and then just add in some shite bits?

There were good bits?

 

[wageslave]

yes. or maybe no, I'm not sure.

Though maybe thats because I've hit an age where nostalgia makes everything from years ago seem great - even if I hated it at the time.

Man this is confusing

 

[rettucs]

were any of them good looking?

pics?

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

are any of them on bebo?

 

[rettucs]

are any of them on bebo?

OMG

like u no it

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4914337142

 

[Squiggle]

I watched about 5 seconds of this, long enough to find out what it was and decide that the presenters were actually the two most vapid people on the planet.

What was with yer wan? Her head was wobbling around all over the place like a bobble head doll - oh, wait... it all makes sense - Jane, they were definitely mairionettes.