Minor Pleasures (2 Viewers)

[pete]

turn off adblocking on thumped a while back, rewarded with the animal t-shirt ad. Christmas present sorted!

SEE? SEE?

 

[Anthony]

We now have 2 dogs.
wait, wrong thread.

 

[jonah]

My friend brought in loads of cupcuke sized omelettes, spinach, vegan cheese and pesto and toms. and they were DELICIOUS! I also bought this coffee and am now set, all eating mini omelettes, bagels and coffee. OFFICE DAY NOT SO BAD.

 

[Jill Hives]

After a day of frustrating phone calls and customer service, this clip made my day. It's probably done the rounds since I'm way behind after a 10 day no internet parental visit. I wish all my interactions were re-done drunk history style.

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[nooleen]

that actress is amazing--the eyelid twitches!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It's a few days old, but a cracker

So good

 

[Jill Hives]

Still laughing.

 

[FairFuks]

I love sitting on my bed budda like with my legs crossed in the nude. I then lift my whole body and roll back twice until I am back in the same position.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

The bus went through a load of red lights

 

[Cormcolash]

SEE? SEE?

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[ernesto]

€10 on a scratchcard

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

€10 on a scratchcard

I hope you invested it in more scratchcards?

 

[ernesto]

I hope you invested it in more scratchcards?

Ordinarily yes but i quit while I'm ahead

 

[Jill Hives]

An industrial cleaner that says, "I love to clean toilets." HIRED!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Publin are going to get into Gaffney's snug in Fairview because of a comment I made on Facebook.
I haven't seen inside there since I was a kid.

 

[sleepy]

Was having woeful trouble with my phone the last few months, headphones kept falling out, it was driving me demented. Stuck a pin in the headphone jack at the weekend. Turned out there was a load of shit stuck in there. Not actual faeces like but anyways, main point is phone's fixed. Don't have to buy a new one. Woohoo!

In other news I broke our lawnmower

My father-in-law fixed the lawnmower. Turns out I'd broken the wire (snigger) on it.

Now I have a working phone AND lawnmower.

 

[Anthony]

First guilty dog incident. I cam home to find a small ceramic pot broken on the floor. Without even raising my voice I said "which one of you did this?"
Then there's two of the funniest guilty dog faces ever. But even funnier was the guilty dog body language.

 

[nooleen]

the dog's guilty look is a response to the owner's behavior, and not necessarily indicative of any appreciation of its own misdeeds.

'Guilty Dog' Look Is a Myth

 

[Lili Marlene]

A world without Sting being Sting would be a sad place

The refrain “Happy birthday, dear . . . Sting” sounded faintly ridiculous; Reiser gave it extra emphasis.

Unmoved, Sting demanded that everyone sing it again, better this time, and in a higher key, and he led: “Happy birthday, dear . . . me!”

from this yoke about Billy Joel - Billy Joel, Thirty-Three-Hit Wonder

 

[jonah]

I'm in a decent mood!