Minor Pleasures (3 Viewers)

[ernesto]

they can fuck off teaching foreigners improper pronunciation.
little cunts.

 

[ann post]

As far as my working week is concerned, today is Friday

Its about tuesday for me, but i still have to have everything done for tomorrow.

 

[Jill Hives]

Getting ridiculous drunken texts from a friend in the states whose life seems more messed up than mine.
His complaints about the women in his life would not be the complaints of many.
2013 seems to be the year of the blow job.
It's entertaining me while stuck at work on a Saturday morning.

 

[pete]

Getting ridiculous drunken texts from a friend in the states whose life seems more messed up than mine.
His complaints about the women in his life would not be the complaints of many.
2013 seems to be the year of the blow job.
It's entertaining me while stuck at work on a Saturday morning.

i didn't know you knew kanye west

 

[Jill Hives]

i didn't know you knew kanye west

More like Hank Moody.

 

[pete]

More like Hank Moody.

Does that make you Karen?

 

[Jill Hives]

Does that make you Karen?

Hells no. I'm more like Becca, despite not being his daughter.
Level headed advice giver and confidant.

 

[pete]

Hells no. I'm more like Becca, despite not being his daughter.
Level headed advice giver and confidant.

Runkle

 

[Jill Hives]

Runkle

I don't masturbate that much, motherfucker.

 

[Jill Hives]

We need a motherfucker button.

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[CinnamonBoy]

Got a dead tooth taken out yesterday. After a couple of months of somehow putting up with it, I can now drink and eat cold things. I'm an eejit, mind.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

I was really brave. "You got three options......you can take antibiotics....maybe it'll cure the pain for a while.....or you can have it out for €90.....or you can have root canal for three-twenty".

".........................................*strokes beard*.......Let's get it out".

"Good man".


I felt like awesome.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Is it wrong that I quite enjoyed hearing the roots ripping away and then the dentist showing it triumphantly to me and telling me that that was actually quite a major extraction? They sent me in a room to recover before they let me go and I was like "that was grand, I'm cool, can I go?".

Maybe it's the codeine talking.

 

[Jill Hives]

As long as I could smile without anyone noticing, I'd have them yank it out too. I always like watching the blood fill in syringes and donation bags. Fascinating to watch, dead roots ripping probably are too.

 

[washingcattle]

As long as I could smile without anyone noticing, I'd have them yank it out too. I always like watching the blood fill in syringes and donation bags. Fascinating to watch, dead roots ripping probably are too.

AAAARRRGGGHHH

Jesus fucking christ !! Shut up please!!!

*Epic shudder*

 

[therealjohnny]

Had a Turkish hot towel shave the other day

It must have lasted an hour, oils, massage, meticulous shaving with a cut throat razor , more oils and massage, naked flames to burn off hair..I was fully expecting incantations and maybe a religious dance of some sort


I'm never shaving at home again, if you could call the crude scraping off of facial hair that I do 'shaving'

 

[Jill Hives]

AAAARRRGGGHHH

Jesus fucking christ !! Shut up please!!!

*Epic shudder*

Wimp.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Had a Turkish hot towel shave the other day

It must have lasted an hour, oils, massage, meticulous shaving with a cut throat razor , more oils and massage, naked flames to burn off hair..I was fully expecting incantations and maybe a religious dance of some sort


I'm never shaving at home again, if you could call the crude scraping off of facial hair that I do 'shaving'

I went for one of those once, it was a blood bath. Never again. I must have complained about it at least 10 times on these boards.

 

[therealjohnny]

I remembered that story as I was getting it done

 

[washingcattle]

Wimp.

Fucking right. Real men only go to hospital to die.