Minor complaints thread (8 Viewers)

[hydromancer]

An ulcer or a hernia perhaps

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

We should defo not be ruling out cancer here

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

ٌworms

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Tape worm are not uncommon in 21st century modern cities

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

you get them from eating potatoes

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Got some tennis or something. I'm going docs if it keeps up past the weekend

 

[David Kronenbourg]

*rennies

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

*rennies

Those are bollocks

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Sorry they're Superdrug's own brand indegestion relief tablets and they are quelling my aching guts

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

See a doctor, brother

Aren't they free there?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

See a doctor, brother

Aren't they free there?

Nah I'm good. Also getting an appointment with an nhs doctor is a bloody nightmare. You need to take a whole day off work because they open the phone lines at 8:30 and slots go like gold dust. Unless I'm at deaths door I try and avoid it.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Unless I'm at deaths door I try and avoid it.

The looming crisis in men's health all right there.

You should be going once or twice a year at least. For your own good.
Even privately.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

With respect like.

 

[Lili Marlene]

RIP Bernie : (

 

[nooleen]

i went to the doctor for something similar and he prescribed me some kind of industrial-strength antacid (omeprazole)

didn't really do anything

sounds like low-level IBS

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Doc reckons its booze/fags related. Gave me a prescription for strong antacids and sent me on my way. Was a bit worried because there were no other symptoms but was in and out in about 5 min.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Doc reckons its booze/fags related.

Fair play for going!

The ciggies are bad news.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Fair play for going!

The ciggies are bad news.

True, I’m down to 15 a week, over the weekend now.

 

[therealjohnny]

Half my wages will go on the car tomorrow.

Now my missus' car has died. Needs a new start motor.

A weekend of great gigs I can't go to.


Time for a relaxing hot shower

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Could you just take the outer shell of the Mini and glue it onto a Toyota?