Minor complaints thread (6 Viewers)

[ann post]

One of the the new cats wiped out one of the speckled thrushes thats been living here for a few years. Circle of life etc, but jesus cats are fucking assholes.

 

[therealjohnny]

poor thrush

 

[ernesto]

One of the the new cats wiped out one of the speckled thrushes thats been living here for a few years. Circle of life etc, but jesus cats are fucking assholes.

That white prick?

#notaracist

 

[ann post]

That white prick?

#notaracist

No, it was the fucking teenage black and white one. I was gonna send you a pic of the crime scene but boo radley next door there has already cleaned the porch.

 

[ernesto]

No, it was the fucking teenage black and white one. I was gonna send you a pic of the crime scene but boo radley next door there has already cleaned the porch.

Saw that milado cat this mornin.
He was looking more sketchy than usual!

 

[therealjohnny]

I showed my mechanic my NCT results:

"That looks like it's running very rich, either a faulty lambda, a faulty injector or crapped out ignition system."

 

[Lili Marlene]

I showed my mechanic my NCT results:

"That looks like it's running very rich, either a faulty lambda, a faulty injector or crapped out ignition system."

 

[hydromancer]

Saw that milado cat this mornin.
He was looking more sketchy than usual!

The legal classification for a cat in this country is that they are actually vermin meaning they have more or less the same amount of rights as a rat which is totally correct in my opinion scince they like to kill so many creatures themselves and are a ecological disaster don't be afraid to leave out poison for cats or stab club or strangle them it is the right thing to do!

 

[therealjohnny]

You appear to have run out of full stops.

Have some of mine
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And here are a few line breaks for good measure



Enjoy.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

You appear to have run out of full stops.

Have some of mine
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And here are a few line breaks for good measure



Enjoy.

 

[george mcfly]

Shaved my beard. I look like Lori Petty in Point Break

 

[therealjohnny]

phwoaaar

will you gay marry me?

 

[george mcfly]

phwoaaar

will you gay marry me?

I thought you'd never ask!

 

[therealjohnny]

{dances around the room}

 

[Unicron]

Save it till Saturday lads.

 

[sleepy]

I've had tonsillitis the last 2 weeks. I've never had tonsillitis before. It's shit.

 

[hermie]

I've had tonsillitis the last 2 weeks. I've never had tonsillitis before. It's shit.

Feel your pain bro, have had a major sore throat for a full week now. Hopefully it fucks off soon

 

[sleepy]

Feel your pain bro, have had a major sore throat for a full week now. Hopefully it fucks off soon

Still kind of have a sore throat. Trying to keep the talking down to a minimum

 

[nooleen]

we were on our way to a boat trip and picnic on an island with a car full of cake and sandwiches; got rear-ended and spent two hours standing around by the side of the road waiting for a recovery truck instead

 

[JohnnyRaz]

breda o brien