Minor complaints thread (14 Viewers)

[Reets]

I'll give them a call first thing Monday.
Cheers

 

[Jill Hives]

Ireland: I see your predicament.
Me: Can you help me?
Ireland: No.

 

[Reets]

There shall be no face punching from you!

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Two women having a whispery conversation in the work kitchen blocking my access to the free crisps. FFS!

 

[nooleen]

you should listen in in case they're talking about washingcattle

 

[snakybus]

 

[nooleen]

he has a right to know

#socialjustice

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Ireland: I see your predicament.
Me: Can you help me?
Ireland: No.

America: (points at you) Fuck you! (points at own chest) Me!

 

[Reets]

I found a slug in my fridge.

 

[nooleen]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww no

i feel sick

 

[Reets]

I dont know what the dog ate, but he fucking stinks and the windows don't open here.

 

[Jill Hives]

I dont know what the dog ate, but he fucking stinks and the windows don't open here.

Send him back over here.

 

[Reets]

It's ok. He's finished now, and it will probably kill off the slugs.
Also I've been waiting 6 years for an excuse to wear that gas mask.

 

[ann post]

JUST GIVE ME CAR INSURANCE ALREADY!!!

britons, donegal ftw.

 

[ernesto]

Was still have asleep trying to make coffee with my new-fangled aeropress coffee maker and I did something silly and ended up scalding the fuck out of my wrist and most of the back of my left hand. Fucking hurts like fuck. And now I look like the weirdo rubbing burn cream into himself on the bus into town

 

[Cormcolash]

'burn' cream

 

[Reets]

The mouse has eaten all of the food in the traps I left out and chewed through another of my trainers.
I have a jack russell staying over at nights, and he's just farting and snoring instead of catching it.

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[Denny Oubidoux]

I just microwaved €400 and burnt holes in it. Still, it could be worse, hopefully the bank will swap it

 

[pete]

I just microwaved €400 and burnt holes in it. Still, it could be worse, hopefully the bank will swap it

trying to fry the ECB's RFID tracking chips? Clever.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Do banknotes have tracking chips in them?