I'm pretty sure you can't get pregnant unless you are drunk.
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First hangover in months.
I think I might genuinely be dying.
Also a fucker of a friend got hold of my phone last night and friend requested pretty much all of my old job, including my manager's boss.
Mean streak a mile wideWho would have thought Jill Hives could be so mean??
I had nothing to do with it.Who would have thought Jill Hives could be so mean??
On the other hand, maybe that's what you get for going to bed early.
I was busy blueberry picking
You'd probably know this - is it safe to go into a field with cows in it? The fields around the gaff are full of blackberry shrubs but I'm wary of venturing too far in in case the cows see me and run down the hill to check me out. In my limited experience with them that's what they do - run over and stand in a circle staring at you. I'm mad to get at the blackberries although I'm not sure they're ready yet.
Do we have blueberries growing here?
Do we have blueberries growing here?
You'd probably know this - is it safe to go into a field with cows in it? The fields around the gaff are full of blackberry shrubs but I'm wary of venturing too far in in case the cows see me and run down the hill to check me out. In my limited experience with them that's what they do - run over and stand in a circle staring at you. I'm mad to get at the blackberries although I'm not sure they're ready yet.
Do we have blueberries growing here?
Brothers baby due today, he stayed in my house last night.
Car was robbed this morning, baby seat and all.
Brothers baby due today, he stayed in my house last night.
Car was robbed this morning, baby seat and all.
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