Minor complaints thread (2 Viewers)

[Anthony]

 

[pete]

A poorly constructed bagel.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

getting a cold
the interview panel did not recommend me

 

[pete]

getting a cold
the interview panel did not recommend me

the pricks

 

[ann post]

after months of perfect signal, the evening i'm expecting an important call, o2 falls flat on its hole.

this prick must know i'm an athiest by now

 

[Diddles]

Wow. I'm so glad someone plugged that Lidl aerial into the telly. It's been a great few weeks altogether, watching RTE in high definition, in between the freezes and the chronic pixelation. It's so good, I don't even miss sky1 anymore and the problems with playing movies on the media drive are no doubt coincidental.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

2 complaints this morning.

1. getting home from your weekly shop and realizing you've forgotten three or four important things so you have to go back to Tesco after work which is at least a twenty minute walk from your gaf

2. someone who's never usually up this early nips into the shower right before you have to leave for work so you're unable to brush your teeth and have stinky morning breath all day

 

[pete]

Solution: Move. Closer to the shops.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

And brush your teeth when you get to work.

This mornings complaints: wierd belly twitching, huge spot on the tip of me nose, cant tell if cold is getting better or worse.

 

[ann post]

This mornings complaints: wierd belly twitching, huge spot on the tip of me nose, cant tell if cold is getting better or worse.

congrats!

 

[David Kronenbourg]

And brush your teeth when you get to work.

no way. i get the tube to work. it gets so packed and you don't want hot tube girls smelling your stinky morning breath

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

well do it in the kitchen then

 

[damien]

serious bang of farts in the office recently. i know it's the boss but i'm not sure how to bring it up.

 

[rettucs]

people complaining about facebook going shit

no bleedin shit sherlock

 

[pete]

no way. i get the tube to work. it gets so packed and you don't want hot tube girls smelling your stinky morning breath

Strawberries are nature's toothbrush.

 

[rettucs]

serious bang of farts in the office recently. i know it's the boss but i'm not sure how to bring it up.

leave post-it notes everywhere

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Fishing dead rats from the pond.
Introducing cat and dog to each other.
Drying the dishes.

 

[GO]

I'm getting a pain in me bolleuax reading all the brits out gags on Thumped.

How would a newcomer know they were all in jokes?And not even funny ones.

 

[pete]

the man has a point

 

[GO]

Worse again..I just boiled two eggs and realised I've no egg cups