Minor complaints thread (3 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

Just because I am eating lunch at my desk doesn't mean I am working.

It actually does.

 

[washingcattle]

Just because I am eating lunch at my desk doesn't mean I am working.
STOP TALKING TO ME.

Fuck yes that should be a stabbing offense or keep an cream pie at your desk for throwing. (try not to eat the pie)

I find the best answer is to take a huge mouthful of food while they're talking and then answer them while blowing chunks of your lunch at them. It usually leads to "oh sorry your eating I'll come back" in my head I'm thinking "Yes I'm fucking eating you could see the food in front of me for fuck sake do you think this is an art installation called "the eternal strangle hold of dissatisfaction" ? you ignorant twerp"

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Don't eat at your desk.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Yeah if I'm eating and someone starts talking to me I take a big bite and stare them down while chewing.

We have no canteen in work

 

[washingcattle]

Don't eat at your desk.

My old desk was surrounded by a filthy warehouse, a canteen where lads went to sleep, and mile after mile of equally dull warehouses. There was nowhere else to eat.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I don't have a desk

 

[Jill Hives]

Yeah if I'm eating and someone starts talking to me I take a big bite and stare them down while chewing.

We have no canteen in work

That's kinda like me. There is a canteen but it's used for meetings all the time so you can't really go there to eat most days. It's desk or outside and it's a bit cold.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

My old desk was surrounded by a filthy warehouse, a canteen where lads went to sleep, and mile after mile of equally dull warehouses. There was nowhere else to eat.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

 

[washingcattle]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

I did I stopped using the canteen of sleeping men and ate at my desk. Then I started using the chew and spray method to get people to fuck off. It's the feel good story of the year no ?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I like your word pictures.

 

[GO]

the eternal strangle hold of dissatisfaction

FTW

 

[nooleen]

Yeah if I'm eating and someone starts talking to me I take a big bite and stare them down while chewing.

that must make family mealtimes a bit tense

 

[David Kronenbourg]

that must make family mealtimes a bit tense

Christmas dinners are a gruelling affair

 

[nooleen]

probably not as bad as in washingcattle's house with the old chew and spray

 

[Jill Hives]

I was just more or less told I have to attend a lunch that I will have to pay for and replace my time away from my desk.
Oh, joy. I have to spend money and work up the hours to take to spend with work people, WTF?

 

[washingcattle]

I was just more or less told I have to attend a lunch that I will have to pay for and replace my time away from my desk.
Oh, joy. I have to spend money and work up the hours to take to spend with work people, WTF?

STRIKE!!!!!

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I was just more or less told I have to attend a lunch that I will have to pay for and replace my time away from my desk.
Oh, joy. I have to spend money and work up the hours to take to spend with work people, WTF?

This is surely a text-book example of a scenario in which a strongly enunciated "FUCK RIGHT OFF" is entirely appropriate

 

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You might enjoy it.

 

[GO]

I have the worst taste in my gob ever.

EVER.

 

[ernesto]

Talk of being sent on training courses for a few months for work. Which I will be getting minimum wage for the initial few months. Goodbye summer holiday plans