Metal up your image with this beauty (1 Viewer)

[brianoak]

http://www.metalireland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=15461

 

[flashback]

Class.
I found a massive sythe out in the country while investigating somones shed when I was about 7, and automatically assumed the owner was an axe murder, and actually got a massive cold hand squeezing my guts feeling.

And legged it out of the shed, all the way to the holiday gaff we were in, probably still to scared to start into a good cry.
My old man thought it was oh so hilarious.
But, I mean, it was his fault for bringing me up as a Dublin 4 Jackeen cunt. So... I dont know what he was laughing at.

 

[HMD]

I've already got one and a double blade axe

 

[brianoak]

I've already got one and a double blade axe

dude you should buy that one for your other half.
Only 50 euro.
Once I was playing a gig and a drunk Gorrillamunch was swinging one of those weapons with the handle and a chain with a spike ball on it around my legs for the whole thing.He just got it as a gift apparently.

 

[Lord Damian]

never mind.

 

[flashback]

I think they are called Maces.
Although... I am not sure. Maces might have solid hangles rather than chains.

 

[Lord Damian]

one of those weapons with the handle and a chain with a spike ball on it

what ARE those called????

a mace?

 

[flashback]

never mind.

Ah jaysus. Go on. Say it. How come so many Metalers are...?

are...?

abused as children? Right?

 

[Lord Damian]

Ah jaysus. Go on. Say it. How come so many Metalers are...?

are...?

abused as children? Right?

something like that.
Metal Rules, but there's a lot of....errrr.....ummmm.....well, let's just say the fans of metal cover a broad spectrum of coolness/not-so-coolness....

 

[brianoak]

Hahaha I'm not going to buy it Damian.I think its hilarious.

There is another name for them other than maces.Im sure Andy will oblige with the name of it at some stage.

 

[Lord Damian]

Hahaha I'm not going to buy it Damian.I think its hilarious.

There is another name for them other than maces.Im sure Andy will oblige with the name of it at some stage.

yeah, i wasn't referring to anyone here, more the guy who thinks that this would ACTUALLY give someone more metal cred.

i'm gonna find the name of that chain mace before Gmunch. the game is afoot.

WOOHOO - a "flail", "morningstar" and "mace" are all acceptable answers.

 

[brianoak]

haha deadly.
Literaly like.

 

[Lord Damian]

haha deadly.
Literaly like.

yeah, i used to use one all the time playing Dungeons and Dragons.


holy.

shit.



did i just say that?

 

[brianoak]

Hahaha used to baffle me when I was younger why girls didnt hang out at my epic Warhammer battles.

Luckily Im dead cool now.Pheww.

 

[Lord Damian]

Hahaha used to baffle me when I was younger why girls didnt hang out at my epic Warhammer battles.

Luckily Im dead cool now.Pheww.

Double Phewww.

Girls suck anyway.

hold on...i AM in the "biys and their trying to get a blowjob routine" thread, right?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

it was a flail

that was a fuckin funny gig
i put it away once the ball flew off

there was a run of oak gigs where i'd stand at the front pushing you - hahaha - best gigs!