Maybe it's me being mad olt and that (4 Viewers)

[krystal]

but the specimens of womanhood that got on the bus this evening fresh from receiving their inter cert results (or whatever new fangled thing it's called these days) would make a whore blush.

 

[Lord Damian]

but the specimens of womanhood that got on the bus this evening fresh from receiving their inter cert results (or whatever new fangled thing it's called these days) would make a whore blush.

do go on.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I'm currently watching the Polish girls going into Dell for the nightshift. Two things strike me.

1. It's not just the EU which is enlarged.
2. Theres nothing like communism to keep the ladies looking trim.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

but the specimens of womanhood that got on the bus this evening fresh from receiving their inter cert results (or whatever new fangled thing it's called these days) would make a whore blush.

its called the junior cert these days innit?

 

[krystal]

oh and that was just the blokes,wha?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

oh and that was just the blokes,wha?

Well I suppose if one was to go gay one would have to go with the scary mustache option too. Would be a waste otherwise.

 

[Anthony]

saw a bunch of them in Dunboyne earlier. Might as well be nude.

 

[krystal]

saw a bunch of them in Dunboyne earlier. Might as well be nude.

hello anthony, we have turned into our parents. except if I was my da I'd be putting on my specs for a better look...

 

[Corey]

That bus ride into town was somthing else. I got off at dame street, walked bent over at 90 degrees right into the cop shop and told them to lock me the fuck up.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

The girls of the young scientist exhibition dress like tramps these days. Get with the times.

 

[krystal]

The girls of the young scientist exhibition dress like tramps these days. Get with the times.

in my day a skirt to the knee and a perm was the height of 15 year old risque CHICK

 

[Anthony]

seriously, who lets them go out like that?

 

[krystal]

seriously, who lets them go out like that?

I assume their parents are all off drinking the family allowance or whatever.

 

[Buzzo]

seriously, who lets them go out like that?

There's always a mate with a lenient parent. You leave looking respectable, go over to their house to get ready and smoke fags. That's what I do anyway.

 

[La La]

my younger brother rang me excitedly last night to say he did really well in his junior cert.

it was a moment of pure innocence between loving older sister and approval-seeking younger brother whom i used to rock to sleep in his crib.

i bet the little fucker went straight to bondi and stuck his tongue down an aforementioned whore's throat after he hung up.

*laments*

 

[Bellatrix]

The 15 year olds drunkenly lurching to Wesley in 4-inch stilettos were a sight to behold. They looked like they were dressing up as the gin-soaked, indolent housewives they will no doubt become in a decade's time.

Apparently Tom calls them "pterodactyls" - .|..|

 

[cheryl]

in my day a skirt to the knee and a perm was the height of 15 year old risque CHICK

sure i wasn't even allowed to wear black at 15 nevermind micro skirts and 6 inch heels.

 

[Squiggle]

I wasn't allowed out to celebrate my Leaving Cert results! Not that I minded much.

 

[george mcfly]

i was cycling past that nightclub on the stillorgan dueler at around 8 last night and i saw a girl taking a piss in the middle of the cycle lane

 

[cheryl]

I wasn't allowed out to celebrate my Leaving Cert results! Not that I minded much.

that's a bit tough isn't it. were your results not up to scratch