Madonnas daughter (1 Viewer)

[coast to coast]

all the more reason to not lay into her for her looks then, eh? leave that til she's an adult (or at least of celebrity qualification age) then we can all lay into her with a clear conscience.

 

[jane]

she's 11

madonna's kid, not salma kayak

11? I thought she was a bit older, actually.

Anyway, can we wait until she's 18 or turns into a Kimberly Stewart 2.0 or something genuinely attention-seeking before we start making fun of her? There's just something kinda uncool about it, even if her ma is a megastar, and even if she never does stumble across thumped. It's just...she's 11 and she's a lovely wee lass and that's all we really know 'cause she's always been away from the spolight. But more importantly, there might be 11 year old wee lasses who look at thumped and see adult men and women making fun of another wee girl's eyebrows. Definitely woulda bummed me out at age 11, when I wasn't allowed to shave my legs and I had eyebrows like a Neandertal.

Can we just find someone else to tease? Yiz can pull the piss out of me for my inability to hate Ant and Dec.

EDIT: What coast to coast said.

 

[Kermit McDermott]

who's her da?

Wasn't it madonna's yoga instructor?

The rumour at the time was that madonna wanted the father to be latino because they're such an attractive race of people?

 

[evil bandit]

Don't tell me you think she doesn't still look hot there. She's a babe.

Apparently Lourdes just needs to prey to God
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4281895a1860.html

 

[Yurn!]

Apparently Lourdes just needs to prey to God
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4281895a1860.html

that's nice. and that's nice.

 

[flashback]

 

[Corey]

11? I thought she was a bit older, actually.

Anyway, can we wait until she's 18 or turns into a Kimberly Stewart 2.0 or something genuinely attention-seeking before we start making fun of her? There's just something kinda uncool about it, even if her ma is a megastar, and even if she never does stumble across thumped. It's just...she's 11 and she's a lovely wee lass and that's all we really know 'cause she's always been away from the spolight. But more importantly, there might be 11 year old wee lasses who look at thumped and see adult men and women making fun of another wee girl's eyebrows. Definitely woulda bummed me out at age 11, when I wasn't allowed to shave my legs and I had eyebrows like a Neandertal.

Can we just find someone else to tease? Yiz can pull the piss out of me for my inability to hate Ant and Dec.

EDIT: What coast to coast said.

I understand the moral issues at stake here.

But if we dont do it, somebody else will.

And frankly, we're better at this sort of thing, so we should do it.

 

[Catwoman]

Wasn't it madonna's yoga instructor?

The rumour at the time was that madonna wanted the father to be latino because they're such an attractive race of people?

Carlos Leon, he was Madonna's personal trainer. From Cuba originally.

Come on lads, there's something a little bit creepy about adults on an internet message board making fun of an eleven year old girl.

 

[La La]

Apparently Lourdes just needs to prey to God
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4281895a1860.html

jesus. even i'm hungry looking at them.

 

[Catwoman]

Maybe Lourdes should take a leaf out of Ali Lohan's book. Spruce herself up, look like a 30 year old...

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

chill out guys, we don't need too many more of these:

from wikipedia

Child star Eddie Munster killed himself after being bullied about being mad hairy when he was 11, the same age as madonna's daughter. The suicide took place in the same house where 3 men and a baby was flimed. His ghost can be seen at one point during the flim - see snopes. The bullies were never caught.

 

[TenRabbits]

No doubt in a few years when she's turned into the latin beauty she clearly is going to become, then you lot will be sticking pics of her into the 'I've got the horn for' thread..

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Are those bolognese stains on her collars?

 

[Dromed]

11? I thought she was a bit older, actually.

But more importantly, there might be 11 year old wee lasses who look at thumped

.

Jesus fucking christ I hope not!!!!

 

[Stereobaby]

David Banda must be stashin all the razors.

 

[Goodbye]

Someone think of a joke about the singing bush

 

[Lord Damian]

mammy always said if you can't say something nice about someone, say nothing at all.

i can't believe how much like madonna she looks. it's actually a bit freaky.

 

[killy kill]

i can't believe how much like madonna she looks. it's actually a bit freaky.

I know, you'd swear they were related or summat

 

[Lord Damian]

I know, you'd swear they were related or summat

listen smartass...

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

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