lyrics that make you go, 'errrmmm' (1 Viewer)

[nooleen]

a couple of lyrics have been playing on my mind today, namely:

"at the age of 37, she realised she'd never ride through paris in a sportscar,with the warm wind in her hair"
(m. faithfull, ballad of lucy jordan)

and

"Now there's not even breathin' room
Between pleasure and pain
Yeah you cry when we're makin' love
Must be one and the same"
(aerosmith, cryin')


both these lyrics have made me snigger since i first heard 'em.

37? really? most people twig that their life isn't going to be mad glamorous by age 10 at the latest.
and steven tyler....something is possibly not right with your technique if your bird cries while ye're shagging. it might be that your girlfriend is 14 and on her third abortion, then again, who knows why women turn on the waterworks.

what other lyrics make your skin or brain crawl?

 

[GO]

37.


Ahoy! Scurvies! Listen to this then!

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do


The captains name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fuckin' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Chorus

Hold on! Give it some BOLLOCKS!!

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
So he stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Chorus

Ahoy! Jimmy!

Chorus

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters

Repeat Chorus to Fade

Horrible.

 

[ernesto]

what the hell you talking about?

thats pure poetry that is!

37.


Ahoy! Scurvies! Listen to this then!

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do


The captains name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fuckin' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Chorus

Hold on! Give it some BOLLOCKS!!

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
So he stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Chorus

Ahoy! Jimmy!

Chorus

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters

Repeat Chorus to Fade

Horrible.

 

[GO]

Haha.I just listened that again now.Its a great tune.

Bit scruffy though

 

[jonah]

Ha, I've always felt the same about that Aerosmith lyric. It's very juvenile of me, but whenever I listen to 'Short Country Song' by Emmy the Great and she says

'You say, Somewhere in my body is a hole without an end
I say, come and let me see if I can fill it up again'

I always laugh. Because... its not even funny.

 

[nooleen]

gazzer's pirate romp

that's fairly straightforward like, it's not on a par with mars bar faithfull or kiddy-fiddle tyler trying to pass off their tediously-depraved drivel as meaning something

 

[nooleen]

'You say, Somewhere in my body is a hole without an end
I say, come and let me see if I can fill it up again'

I always laugh. Because... its not even funny.

holes are always funny

 

[jonah]

It just sounds like a bad come on line. There should so be a thread for bad come ons.

 

[GO]

actually I take it back,for this line alone its redeeemed..

Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters

 

[nooleen]

Ha, I've always felt the same about that Aerosmith lyric.

but were you aware he had a girlfriend of age 13-16, who he obtained legal guardianship of, who had 3 abortions during their relationship? rock 'n' roooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
apparently they 'grew apart'..........when she reached proper puberty.

 

[jonah]

...

well that brings a whole new meaning to the 'cryin' affair, doesnt it. shhhhhhhit.

when i was 13 i was in love with joe perry, though im not sure how i would have felt about him invading my quarters with his eel.

 

[nooleen]

hahah, me too
joe perry...what were we like
i used to be mad for that greasy guido perm

 

[jonah]

he's terrifyingly ugly when you actually look at him. don't know what i was thinking. i was obsessed with richie sambora too, that one actually went to a weirdly intese level.

 

[GO]

fucks Sake...Joe Perry?

Ack.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

and steven tyler....something is possibly not right with your technique if your bird cries while ye're shagging. it might be that your girlfriend is 14 and on her third abortion, then again, who knows why women turn on the waterworks.

roy harper has a more poetic take on the underage thing - from Forbidden Fruit:

steal away from mummy,
oh, there's my little girl.
on the pillow of my tummy,
give my hair a curl.
run your fingers under and over,
make us a little pool.
and don't forget about tomorrow,
in the same place after school

that marianne faithful lyric is gak alright, i noticed it myself a long time ago. i'd be very surprised if i havent posted the following Roger Waters lyrics before. they make me go errrrm but in a good way

So I stood by the roadside
The soles of my running shoes gripping the tarmac
Like gunmetal magnets
Fixed on the front of her Fassbinder face
Was the kind of a smile
That only a rather dull child could have drawn
While attempting a graveyard in the moonlight
But she was impressed
You could see that she thought I looked fine
And when she turned sweeter
The reason (between you and me) was
She'd just seen my green Lamborghini

 

[Lili Marlene]

She tends to be a bit of a bore musically but occasionally says the most profound things

If the elephants have past lives
yet are destined to always remember
It's no wonder how they scream
Like you and I they must have some temper

except...... since when do elephants have past lives? When this this become common knowledge? I've been thinking about this for months now

 

[Reets]

actually I take it back,for this line alone its redeeemed..

Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters

I love that song, best version I've heard is loudon wainwright's...

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SPERMBIRDS - PLAYBOY SUBSCRIBER
Oh baby i really love you
And when you're close, i want to show my love to you
cause you're the lawyer, my heart's the case
And the only thing left to do is...

Come all over you fucking face!

I'm gonne stick it UP your ass You don't even have to ask
You don't even have to beg I'm just looking for a shot of leg

CHORUS
And i'm gonna come, come, come all over your face
I'm gonna come, come, come all over your fucking face X2

I'm gonne stick it in your ear
It's gonne make it hard to hear
The love song i sing to you
Then i'll tell you what i'm gonna do
CHORUS
I'm gonna stick it up your nose
We're gonna see how far it goes
And you know you shouldn't run
Oh jesus christ this is fun
CHORUS

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

"I just came upon a manger where there is no danger"

It's in that rubbish new Damian Rice song

 

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Spermbirds were so good.