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Originally posted by madouva
David, you've become fierce abusive in the growing up process, Deary.
Dave's off the daks himself, you see. he's *extra* cranky as a result.
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Originally posted by madouva
David, you've become fierce abusive in the growing up process, Deary.
Originally posted by hapi
you're all muppets... yep, ALL of yez.
Originally posted by madouva
And I'm the KING of Scrabble.
I need opponents.
Originally posted by madouva
I know. But:
Smokes = €5.80 +/ per day, to keep my tail wagging.
Snooker = €17 per session. And it's in fucking Ranelagh (=miles away). And Spawell is hell, and their snooker tables look like minefields.
Originally posted by Mumblin Deaf Ro
Ahem, I ate macaroni cheese at Govinda's once - got horrible food poisoning and lost a stone in just over a week - hallucinated that my sheets were unscrewing my hot water bottle when it was actually my sweat (not my piss by the way) that had soaked my bed - could eat nothing but jelly and could listen to nothing but stina nordenstam.
Originally posted by kstop
...They were playing Dongs of Sevotion...
Originally posted by madouva
I know. But:
Smokes = €5.80 +/ per day, to keep my tail wagging.
Snooker = €17 per session. And it's in fucking Ranelagh (=miles away). And Spawell is hell, and their snooker tables look like minefields.
Originally posted by snakybus
ha ha!
pete: kermit
hapi: Animal
hector: Fozzie bear
egg: Rowlf
lorcanzo: scooter
knacker: crazy harry
herv: doctor bunsen honeydew
beaker: speed racer
Alex: Sam the Eagle
conor: gonzo
rumpus: robin
hopper: one of the "Mississippi Mud" guys
Dan: Swedish chef
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