LOTR: The Return of The King (1 Viewer)

[Latex lizzie]

Stop ruining the movie. Yiz are givin away the ending like a complete set of Bastids! Stop!

rag on a stick

..yeah so..rashers?

 

[Speed Racer]

I was talkin about the Shane Smith fella with his Ruiny-endy-movie posts.

 

[snakybus]

Liz, I can't answer your question because all I can think of saying is something really really offensive about a woman who, after all, has left this meat-filled earth to reside in that meatless pancake in the sky. But it was a good one, oh yes it was.

 

[Shane Smith]

I was talkin about the Shane Smith fella with his Ruiny-endy-movie posts.

G'wan outta that...

Like Frodo the Dodo was ever gonna lose....took the gimp 3 whole films to reach the castle......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

and another "legendary" fight scene? Spare me, purleez

Ruining the ending?!?!? It's not like there's a fookin twist in the story line (oooh Gandalf did it and he was playing everyone)

Boooorrrrring

 

[Speed Racer]

G'wan outta that...

Like Frodo the Dodo was ever gonna lose....took the gimp 3 whole films to reach the castle......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

You think it should've ended like Easy Rider or something? That would've been funny.

 

[Yurn!]

Sounds like Shane Smith needs to open up the windows of his psychadelic mind.

 

[Shane Smith]

Sounds like Shane Smith needs to open up the windows of his psychadelic mind.

Or maybe I need to change my name a million times to cover my tracks?

 

[the bearded lady]

Or maybe I need to change my name a million times to cover my tracks?

relax shaners, you're ma has your warm milk ready.....

 

[Shane Smith]

relax shaners, you're ma has your warm milk ready.....

Says the Bearded Lady...
Is that Joan Of Arse? I loved that movie

 

[the bearded lady]

Says the Bearded Lady...
Is that Joan Of Arse? I loved that movie

àh TRY and keep up, will ye? i AM me Ma!

 

[Yurn!]

Or maybe I need to change my name a million times to cover my tracks?

Yeah! Yeah you should do that! And then i wouldn't know WHO i was talking to! It'd be deadly! And i might actually call you 'friend' rather than the dense swathe of foul expletives that i hack up everytime i see your name.

But hey, enough o' my yakkin' this is about LOTR, and your fucking wrong.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

It's about half an hour too long.

solution: leave the cinema with 30 mins to go

 

[Goodbye]

When I'm all old and smelling of wee and fuck all else to do for 9 hours... then and only then will I watch lord o de rims... cos then and only then will I get away with sleeping through the boringness...


(having said that, I've only seen the first movie (slept through most of it buh) but I have a lot of respect for Peter Jackson and his phinominal achievment... it's just the story is so fucking booooooooring)

 

[sex]

only saw the first one too, hot damn, the special effects were so bad, the slow motion bits made me want to vomit blood. anyone who thinks peter jackson is a good director is mentally retarded, even when you see him being interviewed by tossers like jonathan ross and they're talking at him and saying how great he is, if you look at jacksons face you can see that he's actually thinking "holy shit, this guy is thick, i'm a talentless hack and this film is a shambles and i'm hungry". anyway, since when did any type of fantasy shit become ok to like? orks and terry pratchet and fairys and those games workshop places and shit.

 

[UnIt SevEn]

hello.



must say, i quite enjoyed the lotr, or at least the majority of it. although i am a bit of a nerd when it comes to these things.



i enjoyed the first movie most. lots of wow factor.



second movie i enjoyed the least. although helms deep was reasonably good.



the return of the king was, i think, very good, although a little anti-climatic. there was a bit too much emotion towards the end and a lot of hobbit homosexuality. which just isn't in the book at all.



i think gollum should have been done by a human actor (although not literally).



shane... beware... you are making comments which go against the cozy thumped grain. you will be insulted and made feel like shit by the pilocks who post this thing. although not me, of course.

 

[whoneedscliques]

since when did any type of fantasy shit become ok to like? orks and terry pratchet and fairys and those games workshop places and shit.

here. f**k you mate,

terry pratchett is ok

philip pullman rules

dunno about games workshops

who the f**k cares?

go to sleep man, unless your dreams are too full of "fantasy shit" to let you enjoy your rest

 

[sex]

here. f**k you mate,

terry pratchett is ok

philip pullman rules

dunno about games workshops

who the f**k cares?

go to sleep man, unless your dreams are too full of "fantasy shit" to let you enjoy your rest

f**k me?!?! *uc* me?!?! f*c* me?!?! *u*k me?!?!?! fuck **?!?!?! owwww! step the **** off nephew, did my comments make you feel bad about your renewing your subscription to heavy metal magazine while masturbating over the best off simon bisley? if so, i apologise. terry pratchett is about as funny as listening to your ould lad singing "freak me" by another level into my ear while bum riding me senseless which incidently is =exactly= what's keeping me from enjoying my rest.

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

Baby don't you understand I wanna be your nasty man?
I wanna make your body scream, then you will know just what I mean
24 carat gold I want the night to grow cold

I wanna lick you up and down and then I wanna lay you down come on sexy
Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

I love the taste of whipped cream spread it on the top of me
You know I cant resist you girl
Ill fly you all around the world
I wanna see your body drip come on let me take a sip
To calm what you cherish most
Cause were not about to brag and boast

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

...and i'm off to the left.

 

[UnIt SevEn]

f**k me?!?! *uc* me?!?! f*c* me?!?! *u*k me?!?!?! fuck **?!?!?! owwww! step the **** off nephew, did my comments make you feel bad about your renewing your subscription to heavy metal magazine while masturbating over the best off simon bisley? if so, i apologise. terry pratchett is about as funny as listening to your ould lad singing "freak me" by another level into my ear while bum riding me senseless which incidently is =exactly= what's keeping me from enjoying my rest.

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

Baby don't you understand I wanna be your nasty man?
I wanna make your body scream, then you will know just what I mean
24 carat gold I want the night to grow cold

I wanna lick you up and down and then I wanna lay you down come on sexy
Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

I love the taste of whipped cream spread it on the top of me
You know I cant resist you girl
Ill fly you all around the world
I wanna see your body drip come on let me take a sip
To calm what you cherish most
Cause were not about to brag and boast

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

...and i'm off to the left.

wow.

it's a bit like the bit in the shining where she reads "all work and no play makes jack a dull boy".

i, for one, am scared.

 

[sex]

it's a bit like the bit in the shining where she reads "all work and no play makes jack a dull boy".

That's precisely what i thought.

By the way, i watched the shining while crouching inside a cardboard box with my head between my knees screaming as loud as i could and scraping my eyes until i passed out.

 

[guy of the tiger]

Saw it last night.

Bleedin deady. First half hour a bit slow , final half hour a bit slow.
Apart from that it was epic.

I reckon I could sort one of those Trolls out with a swift fryin pan to the nuts.

The trilogy kicks the original starwars 3 out of the water.

(Assuming films can swim, otherwise starwars would have the advantage being on dry land...)