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[NEGROID!]

listen up (ye bitch), you'll know what takin' one off someone means soon enough if i get any more of yer lip yung wun, anyway, yer ma was so willing to give me one that i didn't really take one off her, so i had to brutalize her a fair bit, y'know the way it is: s.j.f.j.

 

[the pibblious one]

peepee, pantone, etc....(yiz bitches) look, at the end of the day, we're just a sound bunch a' thirsty lads so: (A) Stop givin' us head, (B) get off our collective cocks and (B) stop asking stupid questions like 'what does take one off mean?' you know very well what it meant when i emotionally scarred you last weekend....you scrubbed and scrubbed in the shower afterwards but couldnt get clean.....still, ye fuckin loved it..

 

[applesauce_magee]

here pibbzer, nice one for the tape, by the way when's operation infinite sproutliness getting off the ground? maybe we should apply for a grant from the minister for the gaeltacht or something, he'd bail us over the bills without a hint of cheek. by the way, i was talking to the austinator on sunday and it looks like "g-knee-eye" might finally be getting off the ground, what the fuck! ok, new scene for the 'break , the sprout has just escaped from jail and has gone home to see his wife, the scene is set in the bedroom, the sprout is on the bedside locker watching his wife getting rode by the milkman, cuts to a gun being lifted and fired, then dropped to the ground, cut to the locker, our hero is nowhere to be seen.

 

[snap-apple]

wow - you guys just make me feel sooooooooooooo old...

 

[crazy dick]

tell me about....if you've been haulin wavin from terminfeckin to moynalvey every sunday for as long as i have you'd feel well auld.

by the by pibbsier are ye still curtin that young wan from kilkenny cause i wouldnt mind fucking her in the cunt if you know what i mean.

 

[craig david]

the level of sexist remarks on this board disgust me. as some of you may or may not know i get freaky with the ladies on a regular basis and if one of them heard me talking like that, they would soon spread the word to their 'sisters' in the feminist movement and that would be the end of CD.

actually if one of those bitches was angry with me i'd just jump out of the film and re-e-wind back to a scene where i'd be ridin the punani and all would be right with the universe.

play on playa......play on

 

[Professor Skill]

any jobs?

 

[craig david]

jobs me bollix.....

 

[billygannon]

peepee (28 Sep, 2001 05:14 p.m.):

EUSABIO! (28 Sep, 2001 04:03 p.m.):
peepee (y'bitch) internet is free, and so's yr ma. i took one off her in the womens jacks there a few minutes ago,....

The technical term for "taking one off one in a jacks" is cottaging.....

 

[the pibblious one]

by the by pibbsier are ye still curtin that young wan from kilkenny cause i wouldnt mind fucking her in the cunt if you know what i mean.[/quote]

Yeh i gave that slut the elbow a long time ago, feel free to stick your large sausage through her jam dohnut. hows the monalvey posse these days?

 

[NEGROID!]

we're grand! listen up gs, beidh a lan dribloid ag dull sios ag an deireadh seachtain, i'm planning a protest outside the oxfam in rathfarnham at 10am saturday, i bought the 1986 transformers annual there yesterday but when i got home i noticed that the wordsearch had already been completed, fucking money grabbing bastards! i hope johnny the boy mullins is up for this one cause thing are going to get very fucking violent.

 

[siegfried schadenfreud]

here eusabio me ole chum, the next time i see you i'll buzz ye that 75ml of right guard i owe you, sound? sound.

 

[NEGROID!]

don't think i've forgotten about that, i smell so bad at the moment that my eyes are constantly watering, i'm finding it quite hard to see actually.... mother? is that you?

 

[the pibblious one]

Int. Prison Warden's room. Day.

the warden has had enough of the sprout's refusal to conform and steely silence. he has secretly ordered his men to take the sprout out of his cell in the middle of the night and take him to the kitchen. At lunch time he orders the chef to cook the sprout with some fine tartar sauce and a light salad dressing. He sits prepared, one corner of his square white napkin tucked into his collar, an upright knife in one hand, an upright fork in the other. the chef places the dish in front of him and lifts the lid.

Warden:
'I've been looking forward to this....'

he spears the sprout with his fork, picks it off between his teeth and slowly begins to chew. his expression of glee changes. something's wrong. Its a paper mache sprout! his face turns red as he begins to choke. we leave him lying on the floor gagging.

Ext. Mexican Beach. day.

the sprout is reclining on a beach front chair, a tequila on one side, a beautiful mexican girl on the other.



-----Fin--------

 

[billygannon]

I log onto the internet for pornography and this is all I get.....

 

[the pibblious one]

AN PIBBLIOCHT
8th Oct. '01

THIS JUST IN: BILLYGANNON IS A QUEER!

 

[applesauce_magee]

listen up billygannon, first thing's first, simmer. secondly if it's porn you want then check out the portfolio yr oul one keeps under her pillow. thirdly, fuck ye. fourthly, love to the pibb. fifthly, where the the fuck is the turban sproutfitter these days?

 

[the pibblious one]

ALright boyezzzz....i know what ye mean, ye couldnt be up to the turban sproutfitter, he's a scut. wheres, billy meehan these days, good job hes not around, he's a dangerous yoke......heeeee'or , were you watching the late night poker on channel 4 last night, exciting stuff, Les Dangereux, the wily frenchman cleaned up

 

[applesauce_magee]

he certainly did, still i think he could stand to learn a thing or two from alan "alphabetical history of recorded sound" cecil. jesus, i'm dying for a game of bull or knock right now....

 

[the pibblious one]

applesauce_magee (13 Oct, 2001 02:17 p.m.):
he certainly did, still i think he could stand to learn a thing or two from alan "alphabetical history of recorded sound" cecil. jesus, i'm dying for a game of bull or knock right now....

yeah, now that i think about it, i bet ye him and that bitch that ignored him when he said 'have fun' had some fucked up sex thing goin on. i mean as much as he would drive you nuts how could the chicks resist his small-town charm and extensive ripped-off music collection. I bet ye not long after she left , he followed her and a violent tryst ensued elsewhere on the train. She was bleeding, but she fucken loved it. the cunt.