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[Goodbye]

Two Rats in a sewer eating shit...

Rat 1: Man, I'm sick of eating shit!

Rat 2: Why dont you come out on the piss with me tonight...

 

[#10-7]

wha' do ye call a man wi' no arms an' no legs sittin' in a pile of leaves?

Russle

wha do ye call a man wi' a seagull on his head?

cliff

wha king had the most children?

Jonathan king

whats the difference between a dildo and a knife?

dunno, ask me ex

eye thank you

ahem

 

[billygannon]

What's green and sits in the corner?

A bold frog.

 

[flashpants]

Originally posted by billygannon
What's green and sits in the corner?

A bold frog.

Brilliant, the only joke here to make me laugh stoopidly loud

 

[micro_chainsaw]

what did the monkey get for christmas?

a watch.



why did the man go to belgium?

cos he thought it would be funny.



whats eleven plus twelve?

twenty-three.

 

[MDR]

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

 

[Ex-User (252)]

it's a juicy peach! bold rules!

Originally posted by billygannon
What's green and sits in the corner?

A bold frog.

 

[Ex-User (252)]

why does noddy wear a big blue hat with a bell on the end?

coz he's a cunt!

 

[micro_chainsaw]

how many people does it take to ride happys mother?

four.

 

[Ex-User (252)]

mindblowingly brilliant. what's your secret?

 

[flashpants]

It could possibly be his incredible intellect, rapier sharp wit, deft use of the English language and the ability to make all of humanity love him like a brother..

 

[Ex-User (252)]

i guess it's going to be one of those days... i'll check in again tomorrow.