ironing. (1 Viewer)

[rampz]

what a pain in the arse, eh?

 

[ms.b.haven]

i just iron as i need it, i don't get this spending 10 hours ironing on the weekend crap

 

[oh shit]

fuck it anyway, it's shit, who needs it. flat clothes, pft.

 

[Buzzo]

I love a good hoover or clean or whatever but ironing? Ironing can get bent. It's like after making your bed, smoothing over your quilt til there's no lumpies on it, or arranging the remote controls in symmetrical lines. These things are all beyond Buzzo's realm of being arsed about stuff.

 

[rampz]

i just iron as i need it, i don't get this spending 10 hours ironing on the weekend crap

nah, you have to keep on top of it. i cant deal with a build up.

i also hate shaving and washing dishes.

 

[oh shit]

nah, you have to keep on top of it. i cant deal with a build up.

i also hate shaving and washing dishes.

shaving was invented by the Gilette company.
and dishes - pffffft. i'll just eat it outta the pot, thanks.

 

[rampz]

fuck it anyway, it's shit, who needs it. flat clothes, pft.

i just cant deal with creases. creases make me go a little bit crazy ala riggs from lethal weapon.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

funniest thread ever.

 

[oh shit]

there's creases as soon as you put it on!

 

[rampz]

I love a good hoover or clean or whatever but ironing? Ironing can get bent. It's like after making your bed, smoothing over your quilt til there's no lumpies on it, or arranging the remote controls in symmetrical lines. These things are all beyond Buzzo's realm of being arsed about stuff.

ive just spent 20 minutes ironing a polo shirt.

 

[ms.b.haven]

dishwasher man, they're cheap as chips.

 

[ms.b.haven]

can anyone say Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?

ive just spent 20 minutes ironing a polo shirt.

 

[rampz]

shaving was invented by the Gilette company.
and dishes - pffffft. i'll just eat it outta the pot, thanks.

i never seem to be able to get rid of all the hair. theres always a few little straggly bits in the corner of my mouth like gg allin.

 

[oh shit]

you need to make an OOO shape with your gob to tighten the skin around the corners of the mouth - but be careful! any hint of a pout and you'll take your lips off.

 

[rampz]

can anyone say Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?

its just an incredibly difficult shirt to iron. you shoulda seen this programme on channel 4 about the french foreign legion last nite. now those fuckers are obsessive about ironing.

 

[rampz]

you need to make an OOO shape with your gob to tighten the skin around the corners of the mouth - but be careful! any hint of a pout and you'll take your lips off.

ive tried that. ive just got incredibly thick facial hair.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

t'irony
childrens sized polo shirts and gizzy facial hair

semite

 

[rampz]

oh well, back to the "ironing board" huh huh huh.

 

[rampz]

t'irony
childrens sized polo shirts and gizzy facial hair

semite

fuck you mondo or ill come over there and circumcise you!

hows it hangin anyway.

 

[Buzzo]

ive tried that. ive just got incredibly thick facial hair.

Why don't you try waxing your face?