Inky Pinky Parlez-vous (1 Viewer)

[MDR]

inky pinky parlez vous

There was an old woman of 92 parlez vous.
There was an old woman of 92 parlez vous.
There was an old woman of 92,
Lifted her leg and a fart came through,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down the street,
Knocked the copper of his feet,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The copper got out his trusty/rusty pistol parlez vous.
The copper got out his trusty/rusty pistol parlez vous.
The copper got out his trusty/rusty pistol,
Blew the fart from here to Bristol,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

Bristol Rovers playing at home parlez vous.
Bristol Rovers playing at home parlez vous.
Bristol Rovers playing at home,
Kicked the fart from here to Rome,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

Julius Caeser drinking wine parlez vous.
Julius Caeser drinking wine parlez vous.
Julius ceaser drinking wine,
Swallowed the fart the dirty swine,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The fart went rolling down his spine parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down his spine parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down his spine,
Knocked his bollocks* out of line,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The fart went shooting off to Mars parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Mars parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Mars,
Knocked the Martian on his arse,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The fart went shooting off to Venus parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Venus parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Venus,
Knocked the Martian on his penis (obviously!)
Inky pinky parlez vous.

 

[MDR]

Mary had a little lamb
she took it to a wedding.
She tied it to a lampost
and kicked it's f**kin head in!

 

[GO]

There once was a poster named Ro
Got a second hand Saab and did go
far away from this place
At a feverish pace
But he's back now, lets all say HELLO!

 

[Scientician 0.8]

I'm really looking forward to the album Ro.

 

[GO]

I'm really looking forward to the album Ro.

Raises an eyebrow

 

[nooleen]

we were part of jackie's army,
we were off to italy
and we nearly won the cup
but schilacci fucked it up
cos ireland ain't the greatest football team

 

[shower another shower]

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
each with a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with $2.50.

 

[Goodbye]

I never want to be in a bog standard coach with a bunch of pre-teen boys ever again.




(I realize this post is open to ridicule, but I don't care, you know what I mean.)

 

[Goodbye]

Ah, fuggit...

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie had a pigeon,
a pigeon a pigeon
Charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon had he
He flew it by day and he flew it by night
and when he woke up he was covered in CHAAAAAAAAAAARLIE had a etc etc

 

[washingcattle]

Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.

Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is on the kitchen wall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when he was small.
She threw it, into the apple tree
The wind blew it into the deep blue sea
Where the fishes got off their dishes and ate scallops and bollocks for tea

 

[Moods For Mallards]

His name was Johnny Hall, Johnny Hall, Johnny Hall
His name was Johnny Hall, Johnny Hall, Johnny Hall
His name was Johnny Hall and he only had one... finger

 

[nooleen]

what a pack of retards you are.

 

[MDR]

what a pack of retards you are.

You forgot to say 'parlez-vous' at the end of your post.

 

[shower another shower]

John Jacob Joseph Hyrum Smith,
His name is my name too,
when ever we go out,
the people always shout,
John Jacob Joseph Hyrum Smith,
La la la la la la la la la
repeat